in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

Avert your eyes even further ladies. Brother Ephremezikalike has heard the noise of our delicate instruments and seems once more to be about his fiddling.
He has great stamina for a man of his years

The ointment certainly seems to lubricate his instrument.

Did everyone have some enjoyable bangs last night?

Sparks were certainly flying dangerously close to the barn. Culler Jr had to take desperate and ingenious measures.

Poor Rivenette.

We must needs pop back in time to one of our earlier incarnations and whip her up a restorative posset and a tisane.

I am sure Culler Jr found a save haven...shall we know play find the sausage? Oh, how many happy days have been spent playing that wondrous and innocent game....

Vegan sausages are also abominations unto Nuggan. As are Wednesdays, and things that are pink.

(But not pink)

good afternoon oh ladies of virtue

I confess to being greatly confused and befuddled by Madame Grape. It is the anniversary of my birth - an event which occured many many decades ago and yet which I still insist upon celebrating.
I persuaded my beloved and all my offspring tojoin with me in a celebratory cheesecake. I have partaken of wine to dim the memory of my advancing years.

i was much relieved to be still within my 40s and yet Pagboy The Elder chose lunchtime to remind me that this is indeed my 50th year. What great sorrow befell me at that moment.
yet I am comforted by my Ipad and spa vouchers.
I will enjoy the attentions of some comely wench this coming Sunday. My ipad awaits someone less of a clutz to set up.....

Happy Birthday, dear pag!

Does the iPad do Mumsnetting?

Happy birthday dear Pagster.

We share the great honour of being early November born.

I had my birthday curry yester eve and feel a little the worse today, I blame the delightful surprise cake whipped up by dd and her friend, they never have the patience to wait so the dear cake is a sort of blur upon the plate.

Nuggan has a special birthday paperclip for you Paggy.

ah , Dear cake sounds delightful. My baking would benefit from occasionally being slightly out of focus.
Yes, apparently ipad is wired for Mn. Dh and Ds1 are quite enchanted by MN and wish me to sit with them of an evening gaffawing loudly and recounting tales of MN wit.
I will also show them rude links.
what fun we will have.

Dh is currently asleep on the sofa. I am pretending to be sober and packing various school bags

It is actually quite disconcerting. I am really really pissed.
And we haven't opened fizz yet.

I am a total lightweight, but I am November born. We are know for inability to man up and drink heavily. Often we blame the curry

I'm a November too and a very cheap date - next Saturday !!!
This is surely no coincidence .....

we need a birthday get together next year. It will be a cheap affair....

happy birthday in advance Jamie

Thankyou. It's lovely MNetting pissed, You can come over all scottishmummy if you choose.

We should deffo meet at Mimi's (it is very classy0

Happy Birthday Lady Pag of Pagshire!

Oh it's your birthday Pag! Happy Birthday I find wine in the afternoon is always delicious and decadent

So we have 3 November born...Hully, Pag and James (happy birthday in advance James)

Scorpio's are supposed to be great in the sack...

Oh yes, I believe I came first in first year infants with my friend Tracy