friends ds's age 7 and 10
their dad drops them off
asks if I would "throw a packet of crisps at them as they are starving"
I agree thinking to myself -haven't got crisps but will find summat
the kids are horrified that we have no crisps
I ask them what they would have as a snack if they didn't have crisps at home
they looked shocked and said a cornetto but they ALWAYS have crisps
WTF
said no to fruit / crackers / toast (becasue it was brown bread ffs)
ended up finding some white bread -praise the lord