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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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babybarrister · 29/08/2010 18:53

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mumbar · 29/08/2010 18:55

OMG been out all day and missed the update.

MW what happened after you and L got it on. Did B pass out or did he 'get up' and join in Grin

WhatsWrongWithYou · 29/08/2010 18:56

Wasn't E her cup-size?

collision · 29/08/2010 19:23

OI! If you dont like it then press hide.

I am sortof enjoying the shockingness of it all.

MegaWoman........please go on.

Did Brian miss all the action or did you wake him up?

Heartsease · 29/08/2010 19:29

Who said they didn't like it? Tis fabulous. Grin

megawoman · 29/08/2010 19:41

sorry dd ill will update in morning

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WickedWitchSouthWest · 29/08/2010 19:43

MW is an E and L was a C I thought I read? NoththatI'mpayingthatmuchattention Grin Mine are normally a fairly pert C when not bf and there's no way I could suck my own nipples. Rather jealous impressed that "Louise" can.

WickedWitchSouthWest · 29/08/2010 19:45

Ah sorry MW, hope she's better soon. Shall we talk amongst ourselves for a bit?

cupcakesandbunting · 29/08/2010 19:49

Can we talk about the merits and minuses of simulating a titwank with a frozen garlic bread?

WickedWitchSouthWest · 29/08/2010 19:53

oo cupcakes, with my current breastfeeding-enhanced rack I might actually be able to give that a go

puddlepuss · 29/08/2010 19:59

Ummm...ahem.... Blush ... boobs never went down after bf and can actually reach mouth if it ever (can't think when it would) became necessary. Dh was most tickled when he discovered this. Blush

WickedWitchSouthWest · 29/08/2010 20:08

puddle I'd be most happy if this happened to me! Not sure how dh would feel, apart from redundant Grin

puddlepuss · 29/08/2010 20:20

Well, there are plus sides...there's always one at hand wherever dh is Wink but then there's also the chronic back ache. Although even that has a plus side - dh can never argue that I don't need a massage....

cupcakesandbunting · 29/08/2010 20:32

My boobs can reach my mouth (don't ask) and mine are definitely pert.

Maybe I just have a longer than average neck...

Heartsease · 29/08/2010 21:23

Cupcakes -- are you Louise? Shock

cupcakesandbunting · 29/08/2010 21:32

I bloody wish.

The most exciting thing that's happened to me this weekend is finding a reduced bottle of Pinot Noir in Waitrose...

collision · 29/08/2010 22:10

I can also get my nipples in my mouth........ DH is fascinated by my partytrick abilities!

cupcakesandbunting · 29/08/2010 22:30

Pictures or you're lying, Collision. Wink

collision · 29/08/2010 23:02

on the basis that when I am bra less theyhitmyknees they are quite droopy it isnt soooo unbelievable!

Jaybird37 · 29/08/2010 23:03

Marking, whilst wondering whether the Ann Summers shopping trip was wasted or not...

rumpleteaser · 30/08/2010 08:07

oh my word.

Saladbomb · 30/08/2010 09:19

gah, that megawoman IS a tease. Going out for the day, there had better be some juicy details by this evening.

mumbar · 30/08/2010 09:39

Just caught up with this and have to annouce I could not forgo an attempt to suck my own nipples - and pleased to annouce I can just about do it. Grin

MW hope dd is ok - can we have the update now?

twinklingfairy · 30/08/2010 15:08

OMGoodess, I have so many other things I coudl be doing but this thread just had to be read!
Wish I had been with you all from the start!

Come on MW, that can't be all that happened last night!!

collision · 30/08/2010 21:11

hopeful bump!

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