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Actually i know i am but i fed up

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megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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babybarrister · 29/08/2010 07:36

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Saladbomb · 29/08/2010 08:14

Pretty sure it was Shirley Conran actually - Lace

babybarrister · 29/08/2010 08:41

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JaxTellersOldLady · 29/08/2010 08:53

a goldfish??? Shock

that is cruel - for the fish!

Saladbomb · 29/08/2010 09:01

me too baby Scandalous playground reading. I was going to put something to the effect of: Shirley Conran giving teenage girls unrealistic expectations of sex since 1982 :D

collision · 29/08/2010 11:38

oi!! where are you MW?

megawoman · 29/08/2010 12:16

Hi all just got home give me an hour or so to grab some lunch make beds etc and I will be back.

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WhatsWrongWithYou · 29/08/2010 12:20

Damn I've just sat down with a coffee and some baklava - just have to eat the whole packet now - unless anyone else wants some?

DiscoSquish · 29/08/2010 12:22

So disappointed at the use of Brian for the name :(

collision · 29/08/2010 12:24

Me too Disco. Sad

A Luke or Ben or Matt would have been so much sexier!

To me (no disrespect intended to Brians out there) but Brian is a middle aged balding man who does a very boring job.

Saladbomb · 29/08/2010 12:41

MW I hope you are not this much of a tease with L and B?

(or maybe i hope you are :o)

BrianAndHisBalls · 29/08/2010 13:03

i am middle aged Angry

BrianAndHisBalls · 29/08/2010 13:03

or even, i am not middle aged.

AuntieMaggie · 29/08/2010 13:06

goldfish? wtf? we used to read judy blume in our playground and there were no goldfish in that!

LeoniPoni · 29/08/2010 13:15

Oooh I'll try some of the Baklava WhatsWrongWithYou I bet it will go lovely with my sweet coffee!

I'm settling down for some sordid details!

WhatsWrongWithYou · 29/08/2010 13:31

Maybe the OP has gone off to read this.

< passes few remaining crumbs of baklava to Leonie >

WhatsWrongWithYou · 29/08/2010 13:32

Oh, and the goldfish trick was Lace by Shirley Conran

mummynoseynora · 29/08/2010 13:34

marking my place! Grin

collision · 29/08/2010 14:19

how long does it take to have lunch?

Saladbomb · 29/08/2010 14:50

You mean how long does it take to crib up on Jilly Cooper?

missbeehiving · 29/08/2010 16:04

FGS MW hurry up! The baby will wake up any second and my damson jam is about to reach a critical point.

SabsFabulous · 29/08/2010 16:14

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SabsFabulous · 29/08/2010 16:16

Sooo sorry, I posted on the wrone thread Blush

BrianAndHisBalls · 29/08/2010 16:19

Never thought Ramadan would get mentioned...

SabsFabulous · 29/08/2010 16:21

I've asked for my post to be deleted Blush