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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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BitOfFun · 28/08/2010 15:44

I know!

Anyway, I'm just off for a sec to poke my wet place (or empty the washing machine as most people call it).

MrsReality · 28/08/2010 15:46

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BitOfFun · 28/08/2010 15:46
Grin
mumbar · 28/08/2010 15:56

Can't believe I've missed this update until now Grin

Does L and B realise they have half the mothers in uk and elsewhere interupting their sex life!!

Well if Brian doesn't find the party a shock the afterparty certainly will be.

marking place for later

HappySlapper · 28/08/2010 16:01

Great thread. I will be here later anticipating more details of Louise gushing ecstatically Grin

Poor Brian. It reminds me of the episode of Friends where Carol and Susan got it on, and Ross was out in the cold Grin

megawoman · 28/08/2010 16:10

just off to ann summers to see what else I could get to use tonight

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BitOfFun · 28/08/2010 16:19

You'll have to be quick. It's a scrum in there before closing on a Saturday.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 28/08/2010 16:37

this is brilliant

arf at I'm off for a wank

sorrento56 · 28/08/2010 16:41

You should write this stuff for a living!

Gibbon · 28/08/2010 16:43

I'm sure many a male lurker is having some hands to glans combat at the moment

Gibbon · 28/08/2010 16:48

sorry am giggling at a funny female masturbation euphemism 'Tiptoe through the TwoLips'

snort

Gibbon · 28/08/2010 16:48

that is so going to be my new name one day

nicnacinoonoo · 28/08/2010 17:11

dam i went on this thread at the beginning but dismissed it thinking nothing would happen.
so so foolish

gonna have to leave dh on his own in front of the telly and sit here with my wine tonight me thinks. unless i can get him interested hmmmm he usually switches off whenever i start talking about mn i wonder if this time will be different Grin

nicnacinoonoo · 28/08/2010 17:14

[[http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/15/threesome.jpg from their family album maybe]

nicnacinoonoo · 28/08/2010 17:14

dam dunno why that didnt work

LesbianMummy1 · 28/08/2010 17:17

you need to do it with you missed one out

nicnacinoonoo · 28/08/2010 17:21

oh yeah, must have gotten too excited Hmm

LeninGrad · 28/08/2010 17:33

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WhatsWrongWithYou · 28/08/2010 17:34

I saw this at the beginning as well, and it didn't set of any radars at all.

< boggles >

SeaShellsOnTheSeaShore · 28/08/2010 18:01

Happy slapper- thank you for putting me out of my misery, I've been trying to remember ross' wife and ow's name all day so I could post that Grin

booge · 28/08/2010 18:40

Funniest thread I've read on mumsnet for yonks.

puddlepuss · 28/08/2010 18:43

Have nachos, dips and vodka When does the good stuff start?

CheekyGirl · 28/08/2010 18:43

God, I can't wait to hear more - I'm at work, snorting all over the keyboard....

HappySlapper · 28/08/2010 18:49

SeaShellsOnTheSeaShore - I can see his little face now - his and Brians. All rather wrong-footed. Grin

BrianAndHisBalls · 28/08/2010 19:18

Im not happy Angry

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