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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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tholeon · 28/08/2010 11:21

Way to go Mega! and Lusty (newly) Lesbo Louise!

I checked in before your update and while Plum's imagining was brilliant I was going to have a go myself...I was picturing you arriving laden with an Ann Summers bag, bursting with sexy lingerie and double ended dildos. Louise making a pre-event soundtrack, possibly including Luther Vandross with a sprinkling of kd lang and Katy Perry... And Brian chilling the Asti Spumente and chopping up the pepperoni, for mid session snacks. But you beat me to it. Get some rest before tonight...

megawoman · 28/08/2010 11:22

salad bomb now you see why I went to their house not other way around. I don't have any pampas grass but maybe I should get some and weave a skirt for tonight Grin

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Mouseface · 28/08/2010 11:24

Mega

Where is the party? Is it at B&L's? I am Grin at the fact you had the exact same pizza that pleb posted! Complete with a stuffed crust! And even better, garlic bread!!!!

Brilliant.

So, what is your 'plan' for this evening? Are you going to try and get Louise alone somewhere? Steal a lust filled moment with her?

I think poor old Brian will be watching you like a hawk!

Heartsease · 28/08/2010 11:24

Thanks Mega, am v. reassured by the pivot splash panel.

megawoman · 28/08/2010 11:26

mouseface it is in a local hotel. I will no doubt get Louise alone at some point. Brian does not handle his drink well so a couple of vodkas added into his pint and the evening will be ours {devious emotion}

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LesbianMummy1 · 28/08/2010 11:29

Wish I knew Brian would love to be a fly on the wall at the party

Mouseface · 28/08/2010 11:30

Mega

Brilliant. Just brilliant! Poor old Brian. He has no idea does he? Grin

Well, have a wonderful evening. No doubt I will have to throw the DCs out to read the latest installment upon my return!

Not for innocent eyes! Grin

ScaredOfCows · 28/08/2010 12:28

Bet B&Q are wondering why that particular shower is getting so much online attention!

SmellsLikeTeenSweat · 28/08/2010 12:30

Yes, but (small, niggling detail) what about your dch? Won't somebody PLEASE think etc. Are they to be stuck in front of the telly in the room while you three are frolicking in the bathroom?

Might not a small person appear, complaining that they have finished their frootshuits? Asking if they can now take the wrapper off the garlic bread?

Or will they be shut in the car downstairs, with nibbles, where some random stranger might pass and see them, decide to come up to your room to say 'PLEASE think...' but see MW Thelma, Louise and Brad Brian at it and decide to join in?

SmellsLikeTeenSweat · 28/08/2010 12:31

Bringing with them the dch's unfinished mini peperami?

FluffyCut · 28/08/2010 12:38

dp wants to know, if you put your hand up louise while brian was 'taking louise from behind' didn't your hand touch his 'throbbing manhood'? Sorry to ask such a deep and searching question, but its bothering him (dp).

SparkleRainbow · 28/08/2010 12:51

My Dh has been wondering about that himself! - although he says clearly there are two options Grin Grin Shock!! Don't know what he means [innocent emoticon]

He also says "Ooo Matron" in the style of Kenneth Williams

puddlepuss · 28/08/2010 13:01

I can't believe I forgot to check this thread til now! Damn ds having a bloody birthday party and therefore causing me to drink copious ammounts of vodka. Oh well, at least I'm giggling through my hangover while catching up. I think Pleb has a new career option....

WickedWitchSouthWest · 28/08/2010 13:01

Fluffycut I was thinking the same, but was having a roffle at "manhood" so too slow to post!

FluffyCut · 28/08/2010 13:40

oh. that sort of 'from behind' Blush

Doodleydoo · 28/08/2010 14:04

I too find Manhood hilarious- loving this thread really am.

Jaybird37 · 28/08/2010 15:17

Marking and then nipping out to by suitable snacks for this evening. What does everyone else fancy? Nachos dripping with cheese?

LesbianMummy1 · 28/08/2010 15:25

fluffycat Grin

jaybird what about the garlic bread for the love of the children what about the garlic bread

BitOfFun · 28/08/2010 15:28

How did I miss this? There should be a law against dull titles.

Jaybird37 · 28/08/2010 15:30

Wanted to try something different tonight, but not forcing my choices on you LM.

For some reason all the discussion of hyperactive kids on fruitshoots, Tunnocks caramel bars and 70s pampas grass is making me wonder whether MW might find a little of that fizzy Space Dust that she could share...

LesbianMummy1 · 28/08/2010 15:31

maybe the dull title was as she did not know things would progress as they have. I don't think anybody expected the outcome

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BitOfFun · 28/08/2010 15:38

I will be checking this with DP this evening- hopefully at least our newbie sex writer will show up if the OOP doesn't.

Fancy a quick leg-hump, Reality?

MrsReality · 28/08/2010 15:40

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