To think if there were a naked mumsnet calender.. i

[Trevormcdonaldshairyscrotum]

It may get confused as a farmers Market haggered old sows catalogue?

wow, flattery will get you everywhere

I wouldn't know.

I haven't seen any naked mumsnetters.

How many have you seen?

()() heres mine

what's "haggered" ?

Hi angela! oh fuckit it's friday

My bum would cover June, July and August.

I will do the halloween page on a broomstick.

I take it to mean knackered old and ugly

They're perky, usualsuspect.

() ( ) And here are mine!

and here's mine

././

Oh hello there Trevor

here's mine

I should say my fanjo could be confused as a wizards cuff- ooh I'm sensing a harry potter themed November?

Let's just say i would need considerably bigger buns

I'd get my flaps out for February!

My hoo-hars would do several months on their own - not saggy, just LARGE.

Or perhaps Norkember?

what a rude op go away

Gorgeous big eyes you have SwansEatQuince but perhaps you need to change your contact lens prescription

Oooh what about a varicose veins June too?