To think if there were a naked mumsnet calender.. i

[Trevormcdonaldshairyscrotum]

It may get confused as a farmers Market haggered old sows catalogue?

.....next to JasonhunderPants holding a fruit shoot and two green peppers.

I will pose while reading a Lakeland catalogue (kitchen porn reference)

Or possibly holding two silicone bun cases, strategically placed.

Could we find a use for all those ramekins we all have cluttering up our kitchens too?