To think if there were a naked mumsnet calender.. i

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It may get confused as a farmers Market haggered old sows catalogue?

Sorted. Well all we need now is a thread about this thread and jobs a good'en! Go forth calendergirls!

LYNETTE IS THAT YOU?????!!!!!

Agree that equal opps should apply here. Betadad and unquietdad should be welcomed.

Do you think JasonThunderpants will be up for it?

We don't want to end the year on bladders, surely? if I get the pelvic muscles sorted after pregnancy we could do walnut cracking instead?

Oh Jason could pose with a supermaret bought non organic courgette or cucumber or similar, surely?

Or pingpong launching, of course that's not lynette, she's stole a picture of ME!

'ohhh yes a cucumber from ocado perhaps?

Moobs in May - I nominate Mr Nemofish...

Aww bless I'm kidding, he's gawjus, but there is more of him to love these days

Well he has had a baby and he didn't breastfeed the weight off, ya see...

Rofl Nemo!

I have a vision of LeQueen nekkid but for a tasteful set of freshwater pearls and Fortnum and Mason tea cup and saucer. She should be December perhaps...

Is there a month left for me? I think i'd be perfect.

Ohhh daaarling you look wonerful, have you retouched your highlights?

Bloody fabulous Riven. Seeing as my flaps have lowered the tone for Feb, it is only right, proper and good to see you claw back some dignity for MN by December

Not yet Nemofish but i thought i might try this

What month would be best for my cellulite to make it's debut?

i'll have you know my udders are the talk of the town.

I actually think a Mumsnet calendar is a great idea. We have some right fox's amongst us.

By foxes do you mean they hang around street corners and rummage through bins?

No, she means cos we stink and like to bite small children

And Riven that is exactly how I have always imagined you to look.

Not reallt

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Really, Laurie? How do you keep them under control??!

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If I hoik them up they shouldn't take out too many ankles as I hobble past...

Actually, y'know I think a MN charity calendar would be great. We could have a month for judgey pants, a month where there was a sports car parked in a disabled space and an outraged MNer MNing from her iphone, one that just has a boob then VS then a bottle - the bumsex month would be an interesting one to pose...

And an old lady with a speech bubble saying 'do fuck off, there's a dear'

And a map pointing how to get to fuck, and advice on it to fuck off some more when you get there.

No those are shite ideas, that calendar won't sell!

Maybe Unquietdad could pose with a carefully places greggs sausage roll...