To think if there were a naked mumsnet calender.. i

[Trevormcdonaldshairyscrotum]

It may get confused as a farmers Market haggered old sows catalogue?

That was my January look, Angela.

PMSL!

And halfterm hero-why not just get your flaps out for half term? You can definitly be february though

Well, that's where you're wrong. Because I just Googled and I look like

this

I don't have the gold paint on today, though.

Cup of tea and I'll get the ol' flaps out, any excuse, lol. Are the objectors to this thread serious??????

I know-look it was either this or a bumsex thread, let's all be honest.

Can I be March in just a pair of judgeypants?

ooooh
marchinjudgeypants - I quite like that as a nn.

Honey-that would be great, but only if they reach your bellybuyton and have snapped elastic and a hole on one bumcheek

It's a nice change from bumsex for a friday thread.

They are also a fetching shade of wrongly washed grey if it helps?

A mnet Judgeypants calendar sounds great.

I wanna be July. I am well fit as long as you don't look at my face. Not the face!

You can wear a cats bum mask with your judgeypants, perhaps?

Oooh honey that sounds proper sexy (and suprisingly like MY judgeypants?!?)
nemo - that's fine- we'll just Photoshop angela rippons face on.

I can be stretchmark september or even pre- menopausal march

is bum dancing again! (\) . (/) .(i) .(|) .(\) . (*) . (\ ) .(/) .(/) . (v).

Someone's just got to add Nov and Dec and hey we'll have a full calendar!

PMSL at the bumsex thread comment - no I really have !

Here's mine by the way ((@))((@))

I would prefer Carole Vorderman...

In my head I will always be Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider. sigh

Freeflowing urine, fanjo flaps , tits and ass and the obligatory tip of the hat to bumsex. Judge all you like but you can't deny that this thread has it all in one place .

Oh yes posh- we can use flouro lighting to show them to their full potential.
Ethelina- do you want to be weakbladder December?

And scrotum half term and scrotum

Gosh how emabarrasingly remiss of me. Apologies. All we need now is some cock.

Oh god we are so sexist...

Unquietdad in rubber / fireproof judgypants for November...

Well thats a whole new calander,HalftermHero, surely?

Manshapes in May
Flacids in Feb
September scrotums

This is as naked as I get...I don't think I'm that haggard!