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tut, tut, tut, naughty vernon!

113 replies

lucykate · 09/02/2010 14:13

when will these celebrity men learn, you will always get found out!

now, am i imagining things or a while ago on mn there was a thread started by someone who posted to say if you knew something and had evidence about a male celeb, would you go to the papers. vk was one of the names touted, thread has probably gone as was most likely in chat.

poor tess!

OP posts:
FimBOW · 09/02/2010 14:17

It's probably a load of the brown stuff.

Ingles2 · 09/02/2010 14:18

where?

brimfull · 09/02/2010 14:19

link woman link!!!

NomDePlume · 09/02/2010 14:20

what ? has he knobbed someone else?

who'd have him?

His sex face would be terrifying. Like a big rubbery gurn

Original poster
lucykate · 09/02/2010 14:21

here

has been sending raunchy texts. allegedly.

OP posts:
CheeeseOnToast · 09/02/2010 14:25

Have you seen the pic of this Rhian in the article? she is really skinny and tiny. Odd outfit too

TheBolter · 09/02/2010 14:28

Months ago I'm sure someone on here alleged that he was a naughty boy on one of those cryptic sleb threads. Doesn't surprise me!

Lol @ NdP's "gurning sex face" comment .

NomDePlume · 09/02/2010 14:28

The blue one ? That was taken in 2008 and looks like she was prob going to a fancy dress party as something American Football related.

PuppyMonkey · 09/02/2010 14:44

Yes a friend of mine is always saying that Vernon and Tess are just such a stage couple like Tom and Nicole were.... something just not right about them, she has always alleged...

SixtyFootDoll · 09/02/2010 18:06

Ha knew someon would have started a post on this, we knew already didnt we girls?

MaggieTaSeFuar · 09/02/2010 18:09

I love this line speculating on his motivation

"I must reinforce my dwindling self-confidence by jeopardising it all to flirt with a bit of random fluff I met at a Bolton hotspot."

RoseWater · 09/02/2010 18:18

Sixtyfootdoll you are right this was an hf128219 scoop from last year.

for Tess

MaggieTaSeFuar · 09/02/2010 18:45

corr, so who is hf128219?? THAT Screen name is a pain to type. had to lean right in ..

SixtyFootDoll · 09/02/2010 21:32

Yes still have that thread on watch
hf was spot on.
Do feel sorry for Tess
What a cock thinking he could get away with it.

Meglet · 09/02/2010 22:10

The first thing I thought when I saw this was "I saw that on MN ages ago!"

GypsyMoth · 09/02/2010 22:15

i remember that thread...did wonder what happened to it

Meglet · 09/02/2010 22:16

it's the sleb secret thread.

lambanana · 09/02/2010 22:19

trouble in paradise eh

TheCrackFox · 09/02/2010 22:27

From reading many a thread on the relationships section he will be admitting to the least he can get away with. Doubtful that he has just been texting.

hf128219 · 09/02/2010 22:29

I am very good at my 'news'. Wonders what else I can tell you......

SixtyFootDoll · 09/02/2010 22:33

spill hf, its been ages sice you drip-fed us......!

southeastastra · 09/02/2010 22:34

what an arse

hf128219 · 09/02/2010 22:36

Will do - very, very soon. Good things come to those who live by the Law.

SixtyFootDoll · 09/02/2010 22:45

aaahh a cryptic clue.
I like it.
A wedding perchance?

Cyb · 09/02/2010 22:47

Is there any famous celeb male who can keep it in his trousers?