tut, tut, tut, naughty vernon!

[lucykate]

when will these celebrity men learn, you will always get found out!

now, am i imagining things or a while ago on mn there was a thread started by someone who posted to say if you knew something and had evidence about a male celeb, would you go to the papers. vk was one of the names touted, thread has probably gone as was most likely in chat.

poor tess!

hmm hf...wonder who that poor chap was!

I wonder.

Then there was the A List femme who got her waxing tongs stuck up her arse. The giveaway was in the Phillips.

hf you are too cryptic for me. Philips? A lister? I can only think of Fiona Philips but she aint no A lister.

Just keep thinking.

A for Arlene?

wasn't Gordon Ramsay involved in a nail polish incident with his bit of crumpet?

I've always thought Vernon Kay was hideous and so over-rated. lol at the 'gurning sex face' comment - could so imagine it [unfortunately!]

Oh yes, and Gordon Ramsay too - hideous and over-rated. Both Tess and Tana could do sooo much better. Shame for their kids though.

a judge of sorts, this AP? sacked and reinstated?

BonjourIvressedeNoel - I saw that programme with Tess Daly too and have never been able to stomach her since.

philip schofield?

prince philip?

keep it coming hf

philips? come on hf we need more clues.

Think dancing.

???? will google

har har

its got to be arlene, non?

Also saw Tess being a beeatch on said programme. Don't like either of 'em, but still feel a bit sorry for her in this situation -- must be really shit.

Just going back to Hey Jude, around the time that it was revealed he had got that lady pregnant, he was embarking on a mini affair with a young Bafta-nominated actress. I'm sure he must have done everybody on this Small Island.

man in nail polish on groin situation, instead of asking room service for nail polish remover, would it have not been more sensible to claim a trouser press incident and ask them to nip out for a new pair of trousers??

or in celeb world is taking the sensible route never an option?

And why do they all seem to like having things shoved up their arse?

It gets a lot, lot worse. We have royalty overdosing on E. We have the women of the diarrhoea type arrested after a Christmas do. We have politicians in brothels. We have politicians doing anything to retain power. We have footballers sleeping with other footballers. We have footballers wives sleeping with fashion designers - who would much rather sleep with the footballers. We have severe debt. We have DVD'S and VHS with it all in glorious technicolour.

what is a woman of the diarrhoea type??? !