tut, tut, tut, naughty vernon!

[lucykate]

when will these celebrity men learn, you will always get found out!

now, am i imagining things or a while ago on mn there was a thread started by someone who posted to say if you knew something and had evidence about a male celeb, would you go to the papers. vk was one of the names touted, thread has probably gone as was most likely in chat.

poor tess!

hf, you are driving me nuts

explain please

its gooh to see more of these cryptic clues from hf

You are diamond, hf ...I love the nail polish story!

Yes, we were both onto the Gurning One ....

Vernon 'apologised' on his show this morning....

'foolish and stupid decisions'

Are diarrhoea women loose?

or maybe they are size zero and take lots of laxatives, is that it?

Loose bowels indeed.

is it loose women/come dine with me?

love it!

There's also a newsreader who lives a good hog roast.

oh err missus

take it up the a.r.s.e?

i'm not usually so quick to find rude meanings to innocent things!? just desperate clutching at straws trying to figure out diarrhoea women and hog roasts!!

How do you normally roast a whole hog?

is hog roast when there's a man at either end?

on a spit?

Spit roast - voila.

Clues you are driving me crazy

This is like the Krypton Factor. Only much harder.

hf
wy dont you just type it?

Tell us or will hunt you down and resort to torture

Ooh, who looks like they'd enjoy that? Moira Stewart?

Well if its roasting you can take your pick!

Think of Japanese airlines.

Kaplin sky?