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tut, tut, tut, naughty vernon!

113 replies

lucykate · 09/02/2010 14:13

when will these celebrity men learn, you will always get found out!

now, am i imagining things or a while ago on mn there was a thread started by someone who posted to say if you knew something and had evidence about a male celeb, would you go to the papers. vk was one of the names touted, thread has probably gone as was most likely in chat.

poor tess!

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muggglewump · 09/02/2010 22:48

Oooh, I love these threads.

A baby?

I read something about them the other day.

noddyholder · 09/02/2010 22:48

Jude what has he been up to now?

cornsilk · 09/02/2010 22:53

Go hf tell us more

Flamesparrow · 09/02/2010 22:54

Jude?

TheCrackFox · 09/02/2010 22:58

It would be quicker for hf128219 to list the women Jude hasn't shagged.

AbricotsSecs · 09/02/2010 22:59

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cornsilk · 09/02/2010 22:59

I haven't shagged Jude. Anyone else?

Cyb · 09/02/2010 23:03

Oh I have. He wasn;t up to much

Original poster
lucykate · 09/02/2010 23:07

jude??, as in jude law??, you mean sienna moving back in is all a sham!!

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WeddingDaze · 09/02/2010 23:08

I said no, he was very upset, poor love.

SixtyFootDoll · 10/02/2010 07:55

Oh deaar four more women have come forward to say Vern has been texing them too..
He denies being a sex pest hahaha!

mosschops30 · 10/02/2010 10:46

I am unaturally upset about this , I thought they had such a solid marriage. I literally put my hand over my mouth when I saw this on TV today.
Poor Tess, and Vernon - what a cock, seriously gone down in my estimation

lovemynano · 10/02/2010 10:56

VK gives me the creeps. Silly boy - wak wak oops (that was the Family Fortunes noise in case it wasn't obvious).

lovemynano · 10/02/2010 11:45

pmsl at The Sun, which won't be printing the texts because they are "too explicit for a family newspaper."

Baps out on page 3 still OK though apparently ....

See also VK's comment that he "never stood naked on Skype" while in communication with the lady in question - er, who said you had then, Vernon?!

MmeLindt · 11/02/2010 06:47

I was in the audience of Beat the Star last year, when Vernon was the star and Phillip Schofield was the host.

Vernon was a twat, hardly spoke to the audience between takes.

Phillip was a perfect gentleman, very professional.

Was not surprised to see he has been playing away.

largeginandtonic · 11/02/2010 07:42

That's terrible. Tess has just had a baby hasn't she?

What a knob

hf128219 · 11/02/2010 20:14

Nothing beats the Nail Polish remover story.

SixtyFootDoll · 11/02/2010 20:51

which is what HF??

BonjourIvressedeNoel · 11/02/2010 20:55

I'm not keen on Tess at all. There was a program on a couple of years ago where a member of the public had to pretend to be an expert in a profession, and she was a right cow on it behind the scenes. And they've always been very smug as a couple...

hf128219 · 11/02/2010 20:57

You haven't heard it?

ssd · 11/02/2010 20:58

what nail polish story?

Francagoestohollywood · 11/02/2010 20:59
Cyb · 11/02/2010 21:00

lovemynano - wak wak oops was actually the noise from DLT's Darts competition on the radio.

I think you were looking for 'EH-UR'

hf128219 · 11/02/2010 21:06

A celeb's lover was painting her toenails in the Charlotte St Hotel and spilt it all over his trousers.

He 'phoned room service for Nail Polish Remover which they duly delivered. Said 'Celeb' was so desparate to get it out of his groin area that he soaked it through to his private member. He had to wait 4 ours in A&E.

bibbitybobbityhat · 11/02/2010 21:17

Lol lol lol at Cyb and her wack wack oops oneupmanship .

Mossy - really, don't worry about it! Or do you actually know Vernon and Tess in rl?