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My stupid sleb crush is not going away

95 replies

UnquietDad · 07/10/2009 23:34

And shows no signs of doing so. I'm wondering if I have a problem... Or if I have actually regressed to being 13.

(I mean the crush is stupid, not the sleb. She seems very intelligent. Functionally. And charismatic and magnetic. Brrrr.)

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Ewe · 07/10/2009 23:35

You have to tell us who it is!

bronze · 07/10/2009 23:36

Well if shes all those things nowt to be embarrassed about

Ewe · 07/10/2009 23:36

As long as it isn't Megan Fox, if it is her you will lose all respect

LovelyDear · 07/10/2009 23:36

who is it?

Ronaldinhio · 07/10/2009 23:36

I think it's Cheryl Cole

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UnquietDad · 07/10/2009 23:37

Nah, not Cole - she has no charisma.

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kormaAAAARRRRGGHHchameleon · 07/10/2009 23:38

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UnquietDad · 07/10/2009 23:38

Not Foxy either.

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Ronaldinhio · 07/10/2009 23:39

holloby willoughby?...she makes dads go a flutter apparently

TigerBitesAgain · 07/10/2009 23:43

UQD you are just being an attention seeker, who is it? Miriam Margoyles?

LovelyDear · 07/10/2009 23:44

it's clare balding isn't it. you watched the theory progaeme just now and she was very clever

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UnquietDad · 07/10/2009 23:44

She's a popstrel-becoming-actress.

Thing is, everyone has crushes - there are enough threads about them on here - but what do you do when they start to prey on your mind? Actively preventing you from working? It's unhealthy. Not that it isn't nice thinking about this person but you know what I mean...

(Please get piss-taking out of the way early, this is a serious question!!)

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TheCrackFox · 07/10/2009 23:47

Billie Piper?

I think you should enjoy your crush. In a couple of months the madness will have passed and normality will return.

Megglevache · 07/10/2009 23:47

Is it Sarah Harding?

slowreadingprogress · 07/10/2009 23:48

It's Lily Allen

bodycolder · 07/10/2009 23:48

Its Lily isn't it?

Ewe · 07/10/2009 23:49

I think you should get a poster and maybe start buying a Smash Hits type magazine. Embrace your inner 13 year old!

slowreadingprogress · 07/10/2009 23:49

Innit?

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UnquietDad · 07/10/2009 23:49

[Puts finger to nose and points, Lionel-Blair-like at megglevache]

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said · 07/10/2009 23:49

I think you should wallow in it. It won't last long

Ewe · 07/10/2009 23:50

My Dad loves Sarah Harding. I hope you aren't my Dad.

TheCrackFox · 07/10/2009 23:50

The word on the street is that she has a crush on you Unquietdad. What are the chances of that, eh?

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UnquietDad · 07/10/2009 23:50

crackfox

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UnquietDad · 07/10/2009 23:53

So "roll with it" is the general advice then...

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Megglevache · 07/10/2009 23:54

Sounds like.....?