My stupid sleb crush is not going away

[UnquietDad]

And shows no signs of doing so. I'm wondering if I have a problem... Or if I have actually regressed to being 13.

(I mean the crush is stupid, not the sleb. She seems very intelligent. Functionally. And charismatic and magnetic. Brrrr.)

Well, I don't care what any of you think, I lurrve the little slapper

I never have crushes, so I don't know what it must be like for you. You bad man, you.

She's not just any member of Girls Aloud, she's a Walking Primrose. Let's not forget that salient fact.

aw kayharker you never get crushes? what a shame, they are sooo much fun.

mwff, oo, no, never get crushes, me. UQD can back me up on that. Honest.

hassled I always wondered what that line was about. I thought it was the name of someone's dog. "Here I am, walking Primrose", i.e. taking her for a walk first thing in the morning...

i sense you are not entirely serious phew, i found the idea of anyone living without a series of frivolous fantasies really sad.

bwahahaha a the idea of me living without frivolous fantasies. You have no idea how amusing that is

I imagined walking Primrose to allude to taking a constitutional around Primrose Hill.

BTW, crushes enrich one's life.

the love of my life

Is Primrose Hill actually a hill? I am so ignorant about London "set" life.

Nothing wrong with a harmless sleb crush UnquietDad. My list of crushes on totally unobtainable men grows by the day! but then i'm a slut (only in my mind of course)

well, as long as it remains harmless...!

well of course, unless you become some obsessed crazed stalker....maybe someone needs to warn Miss Harding

Does stalking her obsessively on the internet count?...

oh I suppose that's ok, is it just her then? I'm very fickle with my crushes, had one on Robbie Williams for years but out of sight out of mind, now he's made his comeback I've realised I still have a soft spot for him

You have to say who it is. It's the law.

Who was I addressing that to? I have no idea now.

Your beloved's intelligence may have been overstated...

Pah, that's nothing. I am actually in love with Peter Andre. Like, seriously.

I love that article JulesJules. Saw it yesterday. It's quite telling that she is the only one of them about whom it could have been believable though! I mean, can you imagine Chezza Cole or Kim Walsh reading a serious book?...

Inane - I fear I'm heading your way with SH. So I have it as bad.