My stupid sleb crush is not going away

[UnquietDad]

And shows no signs of doing so. I'm wondering if I have a problem... Or if I have actually regressed to being 13.

(I mean the crush is stupid, not the sleb. She seems very intelligent. Functionally. And charismatic and magnetic. Brrrr.)

I too suffer from mad crushes (currently a nerdy comedian )

I find when I am obsessing too much it's because I am madly busy or have lots to do that I'm not doing - then my brain takes over and forces a diversion.

It also happens when I have some worries that I can't put down - then my brain diverts me by obsessing again.

I have an easily diverted brain and its a good thing as it forces me to relax and obsess

I think of the 'crush' as the same as when you start day dreaming about the lottery - it's all fantasy for when your life is being a bit challenging.

Prof - well, she has just gone to have her hair done, but I think darker, not lighter, is the order of the day!

Sarah Harding is becoming an actress? Ye Gods.

Yup! Well, she's already been in in "Freefall", plus a not-yet-relreased indie film, and the new St Trinian's film out in December. Plus maybe possibly potentially rumoured to be in "Doctor Who". Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! !

Ahem.

She is rough!get a grip if you ar going to fancy a young blonde dolly you can do better than that!

her wikipedia picture is somewhat ardour-cooling :P

that's not the best ever shot, no...

bodycolder - ah, but "young blonde dolly" is not the route I am going down. "Slightly crazed blonde wreckhead" is more the thing.

I think she is dolly masquerading as wild young thing though.Common as muck!

Hmm, so I'm often told, but I don't quite believe it. Cole is common and thick as mince to boot, but Harding - more of a sparkle behind the eyes.

Not Sarah Harding.

You can do better than that! She is too obvious.

At least it's not 'OH MY GOD!!IT'S ME!! LILY ALLEN!!'

She tries too hard to be the 'rogue' of the band It is as if she has been given this label and told to run with it.Please find someone worthy .Cole is a trollop and thick as too.Only the ginger one has anything to say and thats pushing it!

The type she's keen on

Is your wardrobe up to it?

you need help!

Can do better? I'm not thinking about having a deep and meaningful relationship with her, though. Or discussing post-structuralist tropes in modern fiction. Just a dirty shag will do.

well she certainly looks suitable for that

zzzzzzzz Love it - little caner...

Perhaps you can write her character into your next book to gain her attention.

Is anyone else too scared to click on that link?

That's so weird because abetadad likes SH too. Or am I confusing the two of you.

HANG on UQD is it yoru wife or AbetaDads wife who likes Daniel Craig ?

cornsilk - it's her in a taxi, looking asleep/ a little wasted, nothing sinister! Oh, and great idea - did you think I hadn't thought of that? Heh-heh-heh...

maggiebehave - it's my DW who is the DC fan.

Agree about SH trying too hard. I know where's she from - very, very middle class. She always comes across as very a bit annoying tbh

But rationalality and compatability has little to with crushes really

What are celebs for if not for ordinary folk to have little unrequited crushes on? I have a particular soft spot for a young actor (not Twilight ones.)

is extremely amused