Richard Hammond

[cocolepew]

Please cut your hair.

Thank you.

Ooh Jezza's wife looks unexpectedly nice and normal.

But a little like Hammond no?

Slightly... if Clarkson was very drunk he might get confused.

Hahahaha

[vom] at Smelly overgrown mangarden!!

James May is desperately dull though isn't he? That voice

Clarkson is a twat. My parents are in the motor trade and often bump into him at things where he is twattish, loud and clarksonish.

Hammond. Awww. Like a weeny puppy.

Does anyone know any gossip about James May's life away from TV? Or does he live in a cupboard in Television Centre in a state of suspended animation between programmes?

He has a long term girlfriend, that's all I know.

His column in the Sunday Telegraph has occasional snippets of info.

come on make an effort, if you are going to have sad middle aged fantasies can't you make it worth your while. what next? prince philip? the creepy scottish man on bid up tv?

i fancy pierce brosnan, i am safe in teh knowledge that he probably has a v. hygenic mad garden and won't talk about cars.

lets have some aspiration here.

There was a huge article about James May on the back of the Saturday Times Review a couple of weeks ago ... hang on, I'll see if I can find it ...

Darn it - Times Online won't work! I'm sure it said that May has a girlfriend ... didn't actually read the article - I just noticed it when I was cutting up the paper to make papier mache

At risk of getting flamed ... I sometimes wonder if these 2 were separated at birth ... Here and here

I'm off now

Also - just noticed that, if yo search for Hammond on Google Images, it brings up the message: related search: this chap

Richard,here's photo for you to take to the hairdresser barber HTH

He does look very attractive with short hair.

He's gone quite strange since his big accident.

I really don't get the attraction to him.

Jezza said that James May's girlfriend was a Ballet Correspondent a few weeks ago.

Well. James .hmm

Looks like you were right port this is her, apparently.

I love Google