Richard Hammond

[cocolepew]

Please cut your hair.

Thank you.

Yes. Had a rhread on this last night (as well as NORKS on the side of Hamster's car).

See. Now. I don't fancy Jezza AT ALL. But I bet he is by far the very most interesting to talk to. And somehow that is attractive. And he is mates with AA Gill. Who most definitely IS attractive. And would be a good bet for a lovely lunch . So, probably, I would. With Jezza.

Whether he would with a fat, old mum from the Midlands is an entire other story.

AA Gill, for example, is a twat.

A fit twat though. With a great expense account.

Oh Vulpusina you are so shallow.

AA Gill def. attractive, but knobesque also.

AA Gill is rapidly going bald. Which, considering he is such a vain twat, he must find upsetting.

Is it OK not to want to shag any of the Top Gear team?

Fuck me am appalled at people frankly admitting they would give clarkson one.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I am utterly disgusted

He's lovely

Come and join the dark side Spam

[bleugh] jeremy clarkson- now he'd get kicked out of bed- bet he has a jaaaaag!!!

A A Gill??? Are you MAD? This neck should put you off...

oh his hair is just ridiculous

No principles and no eyes or ears, apparently. Oh Wilf.

Crackfox - I'd rather gve Claudia (the female german driver) one, than any of the presenters.

Oh god no nothing would ever in a million years would induce me to do clarkson.

I bet he'd yell "v8 engine" throatily at the point of climax.

If I had to, it'd be a toss-up (yikes!) between hammond and the other geezer.

I'd do Hammond if he wore a hat.

Oh, I like his hair, and the necklace. Pity he's about 3" shorter than me (he's 5'7" apparently)

James May looked as if he had half a tub of engine grease in his hair last night. He also looks (disclaimer, this is just an opinion) like a bloke who's just a bit scared of those scary women things (thought that before the "it's a girl" bit last night).

Clarkson would deffo be good fun. And let's face it that's 99% of what it takes.

Hammond - well, a bit tinsy. And that hair. And that necklace. But you wouldn't really say no would you?

a hat!

I've said it before and I'll say it again

I want Hammond

for my key ring

at BALD

Bloody hell, Clarkson is REPULSIVE!

And Hammond is a twat.

I'd have to do May, but not with any enthusiasm

Heh heh that pic of Gill is funny. But he's still fit, in a supercilious 'not now darling, I'm coming' kind of way, even in that shot.

He's kind of like the Walter the Softy alter ego of Monty Don's horny handed boarded ton of soil son of toil. Actually, has anyone ever seen them together?

yes to the necklace looks like he got it in topman. And they all look like trinny and susannah have told them what to wear...

Richard Hammond is like some strange thing they made out of old bits of historic telly people - a little Felicity Kendall and some of those other Good Life folk and some Sarah Greene and some random mullety people.
And his Blastlab is not a turn on.
And that May one would be horrid in bed. He'd squash you and then your fingernail would catch on his skin tags...
And clarkson would try and push your head downwards rather too forcefully.

not even Trinny and Susannah would style Jezza with his shirt tucked into his jeans, surely?
TMI alert - I have erotic dreams about JC , but only when I'm ovulating. Not sure what that says about me really.