Richard Hammond

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Please cut your hair.

Thank you.

Richard Hammond would have the hairless body of a 9yr old boy.

Jeremy Clarkson would have a smelly man-garden.

IMVHO...

and May would have trouser cobwebs

James May looks almost EXACTLY like ds1's father. it's freaky. I cannot fancy the boy Hammond, he is way too weedy. Jeremy is rather exciting but I know he's be a grumpy git IRL.

What the heck are trouser cobwebs??????

Is that where the pre-cum from a willy stretches it's sticky clear stuff from the knob to the leg????

Lol NotanOtter. He's very asexual isn't he.

Jeremy Clarkson...just no. No. Let that be the end of it.

I took trouser cobwebs to mean his trousers see no action thus developing cobwebs.

I would do Hammond, ideally in those black motorcycle leathers he wore the other week.

Mmmmmmmm Richard Hammond

I only bought his book to drool over the photos of him I agree though he definately needs a haircut....I can cope with the necklace....just!

the necklace needs to go before he even thinks about a hair cut, he looks like he's just come back from travelling or something..

bettyturnip I did a little bit of vomit at Clarkson's smelly mangarden

I'd have Hamster. I'm a shortarse anyway so him being vertically challenged wouldn't bother me.

I think he appears even smaller as JC is something like 6 foot 4.

The hair is getting a bit much though - he bears an uncanny resemblance to David Essex...

James May does it for me, intelligent and likes his booze!

you got it right Betty

Now steady on Sidge, there is no comparison between Hammond and David Essex.

Haha, sorry Jbck, but you just know it would be smelly...smelly and overgrown with a bit of a paunch over the top.

argh...this thread made me dream about clarkson last night
Lets stick to the Hamster please

So sockmonkey... how was his "garden"?

ROFL - to be honest it didn't really feature. I'm trying to block it from my mind.

Why does it matter so much what someone looks like? He's a journalist for goodness sake not a top model!

ROFL at this thread!
muffle, you May-fancier

But read the thread... I'm not alone!

And if you think about the options Pruneurs... I think you might find you have to join us in May's... erm... harem (?)

Ooer missus!
DS would be chuffed to have James May around
We could have a commune
Or a cult

So that's a yes to May then?

(If it's one of the others I want to know which!)

Did you see where J Ross told Jeremy Clarkson that the hamster was trying to look like his wife with his long hair

It's a NO
Mind you, he does drunk well, as do I, so it might end up being an inevitability

Oh and Dp and i love James May if only to go for a pint with him.