Richard Hammond

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Please cut your hair.

Thank you.

James May would be more interesting to talk to, I've seen him doing programmes about robots and stuff.

Richard Hammond was much cuter (and "cute" is the only word for him) with the shorter hair.

Five foot seven? My arse. He's five foot four in his stilettos.

I quite like Clarkson actually, but his teeth are a repulsive shade of grey. If he sorted them I could cope...

COuldn't agree with OP more.

Hammond - CUT YOUR HAIR. It looks stupid.

Clarkson would be pissed and it would all be over in seconds,

Probably for the best

1. May
2. Hammond
3. Clarkson
4. Gill

With Gill the yuckiest.

Other places agreed but, The great Richard Hammond height scandal

Clarkson looks like he has horrible breath...ew. Will never look at James May without thinking of nails catching on skin tags again. They are all totally unsexy. I hate that jeans dressed up look. Can we move on to Robert Pattinson? Is that just wrong?

Clarkson, are you high?
May, but he's gay isnt' he?
Hammond, if he didn't speak cos he sounds like a hamster talking.

I watched Casino Royale t'other night. All this lot just look like someone's dad next to DC...

I know he's awful, and it's dirty, bad and wrong, but have just realised-

I would.

I love top gear and think they are all pretty funny but i have to say the Rich should realise he is definately past the hair and necklace thing now and start acting his age again. But sorry to say i really really like Jeremy Clarkson.

I would do the Stig - but only if he kept his helmet on

Clarkson would do nothing for you. It'd be all him him him and then he'd expect a cup of tea. And that obsession with big fast sports cars has just got to be making up for deficiencies elsewhere.

Vulpy - Gill looks like an alien from Star Trek. Planet Ponce.

Oh I so would with Richard Hammond, he's luvverly. The others - no chance!!

I've seen Hammond on the beach in Barbados in swim shorts, very small perfectly formed package

Have a problem with small men though, they are usually twonks

Richard Hammond is more than welcome in my height stunted little world. We would go on to make tiny cute children.

But only after he cuts his hair first.

And jeremy Clarkson needs to not wear a helmet. It pushes his cheeks forwards, thus making them so chubby with all his extra loose skin that his eyes are at risk of disappearing.

He does need to cut his hair. He is turning into James May.

I thought the necklace was made by his wife? It doesn't bother me. I still would.

long hair is great
something to run fingers through
tiny though so not for me

He looks like a poster boy from Jackie magazine 1978.

I saw a photo of the man who is allegedly the Stig. He was very handsome. In the white suit and helmet he is very mysterious. I think I like the Stig best too .

Me and DP laughed at the state of Richaard Hammond last night. What a groover he looks.

We particularly laughed at his shirt - black crinkly nylon covered in little studs. We think that he bought it from Next (childrens wear of course, think the size is probably aged 9-10).

His hair is awful. Bless Jeremy, he did look the best dressed of the three, even with his shirt tucked into his jeans.

I think that fact that Hammond and May have won the Heat Magazine secret crush poll has gont to their heads!

Jezza would smell of tobacco, car polish, leather and either Old Spice or Brut. I can't decide which.

Or maybe Denim. For the man that doesn't have to try too hard. Snort.

And a touch of halitosis.

to be frank i for one am tired of the same old same old that our society subscribes to

let's stop pulling folk to pieces for being more adventurous