WHY do chunky slebs always say that they've 'slimmed down to a size 12' when they HAVEN'T?

[AitchTwoOh]

do they think we don't know? case in point Mica Paris (who looked infinitely better in the frock)... she's now 13st something and in a size 12.

there will be a dvd, oh yes there will. Vanessa feltz is still a size 12 you know... having bulked up from a 10. my arse.

Hmmm, Gap you say? Mind you, it does kind of depress me as the assistants are always improbably young and perky...

Exactly.
Just eat properly, don't pork, do a bit of exercise and have some self respect.

These weird diets are obscenely decadent.