WHY do chunky slebs always say that they've 'slimmed down to a size 12' when they HAVEN'T?

[AitchTwoOh]

do they think we don't know? case in point Mica Paris (who looked infinitely better in the frock)... she's now 13st something and in a size 12.

there will be a dvd, oh yes there will. Vanessa feltz is still a size 12 you know... having bulked up from a 10. my arse.

Ellingwoman, I'm not from Rochdale...I'm living in Sheffield (born in Walsall) and like to think I'm an honorary northerner (just cos I love the North so much).

she's dead.

but at least she didn't die a size 14...

She's never a size 12...

Although she is "heavy boned" apparently.

My bones are heavy too - full of Krispy Kremes and ice-cream.

she's dead.

but at least she didn't die a size 14...

Be careful mrsmaidamess...you'll flake out. The loudenss of the crash you make when you fall will figure out whether you're a 12 or a 12!

Oh and for the after photo you need to apply about 45 layers of st tropez too.

whoops, that in reference to mrsm. twice.

lol at first comment

lol at second comment

rofl

I x posted witht hte dead comments. Clearly she couldn't have been dead when I suspected she might crash and burn...LOL at aitchtwooh

Are you ok mrs?

I'm riffling through the first aid manual but it doesn't mention anything about vanity. Sorry

It's probably on the same page as botched botox and general plastic surgery traumas ellingwoman.

St Tropez makes the light weight just bounce off doesn't it?

LOL kingrolo....dashes to Boots for St Tropez just in case there's a nugget of truth in there

And oil too - st tropez and oil! Shiny orange limbs - that'll fool 'em.

Saw her on loose women this lunchtime and thought she looked like a man in drag - no way will those shouders getinto a size 12.

'I went to a nutritionist who told me to throw out all the bad carbs I was eating ? bread, pasta and so on'

Why do people persist with this utter shite? Bread and pasta 'bad'? Makes me very cross.

I had linguine and bread for lunch. Very healthy.

Bah.

And she's definitely just sucking in on the after shot. I think she looks great anyway, she should be happy with her curves, the daft mare.

Bread and pasta is made of LARD doncha know. No wonder she's a SIZE 12.

We need one third of our calories a day from carbs, so it is ridiculous to cut them out, especially long-term.

The old maxim, eat less, exercise more, is really the only one that works, much as I hate the fact. I'm still waiting for the miracle cure that makes me lose 4 stone of fat overnight...

dior you are a tremendous beauty. i've seen photos.

there is no change with those pictures!!

she looks the same in thos epics, only obv nakeder in the 'after' one

Oh, yes, I love it. There was one in a mag and she had more hamsters on her back than a friggin' pet shop.

But she was 'size 12'.

I thought, yeah, maybe in the US. Maybe if it's Liz Claiborne.

Then there are the anorexic slebs who are reported as having bulked up to a 'curvy' size 8.