I need to come out........

[wobblyknicks]

Jmg has threatened to expose my deep dark secret so I need to officially 'come out of the closet' now.......

I'm secretly.........nope, i can't even bring myself to say it

PMSL, can we skip straight to the sitting on the floor bit?

As long as it's not in something sticky.

Hmmmm, no comment

Oh, well, if it's going to be that kind of party ...

Ok what was the worst chat up line you can remember getting at a party/club? One of mine;

him; 'Has anyone ever told you they wish you weren't married?'

me (too drunk to retort); 'No'

him; 'I wish you weren't married'

Bleuch!!!!

I've never been chatted up in a club

I need to get out more

think yourself lucky wwb!

Another one of my faves was;

him; 'I've had 12 pints, can I shag you?'

Classy.

I know, better still that was someone I worked with, and his next chat up line, while at work totally sober, was 'you should come round and watch a snuff film one night'

if he can shag after twelve pints, that's some man

i must have been chatted up at some point in my life, surely - if so it was so long ago I can't remember it

when I was 17 I do remember one lad thinking the key to having his wicked way with me was trying to persuade me into the men's loos in a nightclub..

You really do meet the most genteel and civilised of people, WK.

did you ring 999?

That was no time for one of WK's firemen fantasies, MTS!

mts - I doubt he could shag sober let alone with brewers droop!!!

wwb - where are all the classy men?

or shiny helmets even

I don't know, but if you ever find any can you save me a few?

I will do wwb, but don't hold your breath

Ok, off to do mummy things and go to bed, dreaming of men with good looks and excellent chat up lines.

Sometime before I'm too old and decrepit to appreciate them would be nice ...

Sweet dreams those, WK!