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I need to come out........

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:40

Jmg has threatened to expose my deep dark secret so I need to officially 'come out of the closet' now.......

I'm secretly.........nope, i can't even bring myself to say it

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:37

No, I mean meat never passes my lips

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:38

Which lips?

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mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:38

i like crochet! anyone want to talk crochet instead - we might even get onto the homepage if we do that!

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:38
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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:39

mts - do you honestly believe any thread of mine after the watershed will stand an ice cube's chance in hell of getting to the homepage?

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marthamoo · 09/03/2005 21:44

I've read this - well, skimmed it - and I still don't know WK's secret.

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Why don't we have a confused emoticon? It would be so useful. I want one. I never get anything i want. OK we got italics. And bold. Wasn't that bothered about bold. Do use it though. But I reckon I would use a loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Confused" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/confused-DVrVQwAF.png"> emoticon more than, say, the one. Though that can be dual purpose and indicate a barf face. I may flounce. Yep, I think I will. And what is WK's secret again?

Patrick Stewart has a funny shaped head but a lovely voice.

I can't crochet but I can knit. Badly.

Anyone wanna talk about mushrooms? Shall I revive my mushroom thread?

SenoraPostrophe · 09/03/2005 21:46

we had some fresh shitakis the other day. DH fried them with chicken livers. lovely.

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:46

mm - will make it easy for you. Jmg thinks I secretly like Chelsea, but I don't, I love Liverpool. And yes, there should be a confused emoticon!!

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marthamoo · 09/03/2005 21:47

Oooh yummy.

Football eh?

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:47

LOL, sorry to disappoint you madame moo

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marthamoo · 09/03/2005 21:52

I live with disappointment on a daily basis, WK, in fact I laugh in its gaping maw Or is that danger? Do I live with disappointment or danger? All these 'd' words, I'm easily confused. See, that's why I need a confused emoticon.

Sorry, I am in a really odd mood tonight, take no notice of me

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:55

Living with disappointment AND danger, that would be an interesting combo!! How would that work - you're involved in a high speed car chase and try desperately for 15 mins to shake your enemy off and just as you manage it your tyre blows out?

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 22:03

Living with disappointment and danger?

Hedgehogs having sex.

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 22:04

How come you're so good this late at night wwb? You've got to tell me your secret!!!

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marthamoo · 09/03/2005 22:06

WWB

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 22:06

Duh? Dunno.

Perhaps it's the medication

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 22:06

I'll have some of that then

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 22:08

Just get some voddy down your neck, that should do the trick.

mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 22:08

there was a weird theory when Prozac first "came out" that it would turn a lucky minority of people taking it into super duper life and soul of the party types

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 22:08

Ah right, am obviously too sober - though you couldn't tell from my posts could you?

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marthamoo · 09/03/2005 22:09

I want some of that medication. Oh, I have some

mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 22:09

but voddy is rather more reliable.

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 22:09

Life and soul of the party? Nooooooooo, not me.

mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 22:10

yep, Prozac's never had that effect on me.

mind you do you remember ten or so years ago there were stories of people buying individual Prozac tablets in clubs to get high on - erm yeah right that's going to work...

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 22:10

You certainly are wwb!!!

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