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I need to come out........

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:40

Jmg has threatened to expose my deep dark secret so I need to officially 'come out of the closet' now.......

I'm secretly.........nope, i can't even bring myself to say it

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:47

A satin, scented, well-padded coathanger?

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:47

Oi ct, we'll have none of that, i am a laydee!!!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:48

Diesel scented, lumpy coathanger?

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:49

Badly stuffed, lumpy, pound shop padded coathanger.

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:49

wwb!!!!

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:49
Grin
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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:50

Worth a pound?? Nice to know I've got friends!! Lol

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:50

Well it's been said already......

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coppertop · 09/03/2005 20:50

at WWB

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:51

Sorry

Delicately scented, generously filled Monsoon padded coathanger with lace and pretty ribbons on.

coppertop · 09/03/2005 20:51

Not the bit about liking Barbra Streisand???

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:52

Come on, it could be worse - if I was describing me, I'd be talking about a bean-bag or something! At least I'm comparing you to something pretty ...

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:52

You're not really a 15 year old boy typing one-handed, are you?

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:53

Now I could be a Monsoon coathanger and live happily ever after!!!

ct - not Barbara, tho that's one step up from Michael Winner!!!

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:53

I've sussed it.

You're a secret mooncup wearer with a crush on Dot Cotton!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:53

wwb - you've seen a pic of me, if I look like a 15 year old boy from that I'll hide under the bed for a few years!!

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:54

One of the pictures had your head cut off ... it was difficult to tell

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:54

HOW DARE YOU WWB?? Crush on Dot Cotton I can overlook but a mooncup????? You don't know me at all

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:55

Of course I do, we share a brain cell, remember?

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:55

Ok wwb, I know I don't have breasts that could physically stop traffic like you but that's just mean!!!!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:55

True

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coppertop · 09/03/2005 20:56

I think there's only the E-bay thing left. Is that where you buy your Dot Cotton posters?

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:56

My boobs can stop traffic, yes ... I have a couple of Fiat Unos and a motorcycle in there at the moment that failed to stop quickly enough at a pelican crossing

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 20:57

It's Patrick Stewart, isn't it? You've fallen madly in lust with old Padders!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:58

Lol wwb!!

ct, will give you clues now then. If I ever have a ds I'll call him Jose.

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