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I need to come out........

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:40

Jmg has threatened to expose my deep dark secret so I need to officially 'come out of the closet' now.......

I'm secretly.........nope, i can't even bring myself to say it

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:16

Ok, have had this conversation too many times today. Can't we talk about blow jobs or something like the other threads?

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:17

Oh, go on then. How do you eat yours?

mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:18

don't really do it anymore - DH too scared of me biting

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:18

Sorry, that's just cracked me up! Reminds me of the creme egg advert 'I bite the top off and lick out the insides' - painful!!!

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:18

MTS! You don't, do you?

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:19

Has he had to muzzle you now?

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mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:19

not deliberately! but I am generally very clumsy...

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:19

PMSL WK!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:19

wwb has all sorts of tips....

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:20

Eh? What? Me?

Surely some mistake?

mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:21

fastasleep is surprisingly knowledgeable for one so young.

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:21

No mistake!!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:21

how old is she mts?

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:22

What? Me? Noooooooo, you're thinking of someone else.

mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:22

nearly 18!

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:23

Yes, she's very young ... no idea about her knowledge of such things though

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:24

My god she makes me sound ancient!!! have to say though that I knew a fair bit when I was her age too .

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mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:24

her best posts were advising on anal sex - and got deleted on a botty bleaching thread

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:25

LOL - the only advice you need on anal sex is no, never, not on your life forget, only for serious cash!!!

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:25

Ye Gods and little fishes, I'd never even heard of anal sex at that age!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:25

forget IT

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:26

but then wwb, you are sweet and sheltered aren't you?

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mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:26

allegedly it wasn't from her own experience, but advice from others...

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:27

I'm very sweet and sheltered, WK

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:27

lol. So mts, do you spit or swallow?

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