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I need to come out........

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:40

Jmg has threatened to expose my deep dark secret so I need to officially 'come out of the closet' now.......

I'm secretly.........nope, i can't even bring myself to say it

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 20:59

My walls are painted blue and stencilled with 'Fly Emirates'.

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coppertop · 09/03/2005 21:00

Not Chelsea????!!!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:01

Yes

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:01

WK ... no! You're not? You can't possibly be ...

coppertop · 09/03/2005 21:02

Have you been secretly assimilated by jmg????!

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:02

Has she been WHAT by jmg?

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:03

PMSL!!!!

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nutcracker · 09/03/2005 21:03

Is that all. Don't worry mate i'll still love ya, i couldn't care less

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:05

You can get treatment for it, you know, there's no shame in admitting that you have a problem and seeking help.

We're all here to support you through what must be a very difficult time

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:06

Lol nutty, thanks.

But am only joking, honest, you can all breathe huge sighs of relief.

I love Liverpool, I love the colour red, I'd love to live near Anfield, I dream of Michael Owen turning up on my doorstep (along with many others!), 'You'll Never Walk Alone' plays constantly

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mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:06

[[hugs]]

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:07

Now then, come on, MTS, you know that hugs are of no practical use to someone who desperately needs help, we should be pressing her to do something about her problem.

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:07

......and I was supporting Barcelona the other night!!!

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:08

PMSL wwb!!! You're so sharp you'll cut yourself!!!

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:08

Me? [innocent emoticon]

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:09

Vous!!!

But you are so right, mts should have refused to talk to me until I sought professional help and told me to get a grip.

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mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:09

oh WWB I would never do anything like suggestion anyone have professional help; surely posting on here can solve everything?

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:10

Look if you carry on arguing I'll have to flounce - for a whole 3 seconds!!!

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:11

Go on then ...

mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:12

oh we know all about attention seeking flouncers. anyone who dares disparage the cult of MN deserves a ritual hanging, flogging and scourging

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:12

I did, don't say you missed it - god I have no friends, you're all so cliquey!!!

Jmg, has the mention of the great and glorious Liverpool scared you off? Or have you gone to secretly look at a map of Anfield and drool?

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WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:12

That's all it is, it's just attention seeking and exaggeration to make her feel wanted.

WigWamBam · 09/03/2005 21:14

She's flounced again ...

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wobblyknicks · 09/03/2005 21:15

I don't like the tone of your voice!

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mummytosteven · 09/03/2005 21:16

but tough love is needed in cases such as yours.