I need to come out........

[wobblyknicks]

Jmg has threatened to expose my deep dark secret so I need to officially 'come out of the closet' now.......

I'm secretly.........nope, i can't even bring myself to say it

And at 18 I didn't know one end of a willy from the other, and wouldn't have known where to stick it if I did!

I do NOT believe that wwb!!!

It's true.

I told you, sweet and innocent, me. I didn't meet my first willy until I was 22.

swallow. it's high in protein. and avoids any erm disposal problems.

And now you talk to norty little sprites who show you pictures of glass dildos and bondage furniture, no wonder you're half crazed.

I've made up for lost time in the past 20 years

and you wk? you've got to fess up as well!

God there is willy talk everywhere tonight

definitely agree mts!! Much easier just to swallow it than try and 'contain' it IMO.

I hope you're not on the Atkins diet, MTS

nutty - don't say you're shocked!

wwb - you're allowed protein on Atkins, just not carbs, so drink spunk instead of eating pasta.

omg every where i go you all talking willies

Well i would be, but your name is on the thread so no not really

nutty and nickola - would you two like a separate room where you can talk about kittens and crochet?

Ah ... mixing up my diets. It's no wonder I'm the size of a house

Lol nutty - so you don't automatically think 'reserved lady' when you see my name??

Good god no, willies or kittens and crochet, no contest, willies win every time.

Erm no wobbly fraid not.

wwb - you're eating too many boiled potatoes and not giving enough BJ's

Will have to work harder on my laydee reputation.

I'm a vegetarian, I never touch meat

"Reserved lady"?

Reserved for what?

So you could eat veggie cock? I hear Johnny Depp is a veggie.

And yes, I'm reserved - reserved for Hugh Jackman....droool