What Amazon REALLY thinks of you

[Flamingbanana214]

I've just read a hilarious Threads about this.

Go to your amazon account > shopping preferences > scroll down > about you.

Mine is fairly tame "has a cat" "travels regularly" "regularly purchases skincare" etc but some of the screenshots on threads were fantastic -

"Has flat buttocks:
"Likes to buy hats for their dog"
"Had a relationship with La Toya Jackson"
"Has no friends"

What does your amazon think of you??

Well that explains the username I guess

‘Chooses twinings for tea’
I have made it in life 😆

Or try a different AI. Google AI ‘knows’ you.

They got it right mostly… they know that my DH cycles ( he definitely does) and that we have a pet (yes again) and that I like beauty products that “target specific problems “ not sure but I think this means wrinkles ( true) but they think we have young children ( this was wrong as they are in their 20s) but was funny to read what they got right/wrong

I can't see it on the app?

Yes try a different one. Claude wouldn’t do it due to privacy concerns but ChatGPT had no such qualms 😆

A little bit opinionated — but usually willing to explain why.

and

fairly self-aware and willing to laugh at themselves

It could be worse!

Apparently I play basketball regularly and 'prioritise indestructible dog toys'.

I've found it now!

Me:

Engages in creative arts and crafts regularly
Values quality art supplies from established brands
Recently purchased multiple party decoration items
Maintains steady book acquisition

🙄

Coffee consumption
Prefers Nespresso coffee system
Uses Nespresso for coffee
Maintains consistent coffee consumption routine

Fuck off! 🤣

I can report that chatgpt thinks i come across like a bit of an arsehole.

Fair.

I'd rather yours than mine!

I saw this story on Threads this am, and it was so funny!

Apparently, I like reading classic literature (I think it determined this because I purchased my son’s GCSEs books from there). Also, my husband likes to buy clothes from the ladies clothing department 😄.

Recently increased premium cheese purchases

Seasonal spirit collecting pattern

Maintains steady cat care routine

They're not wrong.

Apparently I play darts competitively 🤷‍♀️

“Favours bamboo and natural materials for organisation” - I bought a bamboo wine rack in 2019.

“Maintains home fragrance systems actively” (I have an oil lamp)
“gardens with focus on plant health”

“Favours Rizla for smoking accessories” 🤭 (cheeky! not that often!)

“builds home organisation infrastructure gradually” 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lots relating to my dad (in a care home):
Eg “Likes Skechers for footwear” and “replaces footwear systematically”. (I have never worn Skechers). Thankfully nothing about the incontinence pants!

"Opportunistically purchases discounted books"

Well, it's not wrong.

Bit judgy though 😆

And if you respond to someone who is being a dick, but then their post gets removed by MNHQ you and up looking like you’ve been awful and AI doesn’t know why.

'maintains steady tea consumption'.

Um, yes accurate 😅