What Amazon REALLY thinks of you

[Flamingbanana214]

I've just read a hilarious Threads about this.

Go to your amazon account > shopping preferences > scroll down > about you.

Mine is fairly tame "has a cat" "travels regularly" "regularly purchases skincare" etc but some of the screenshots on threads were fantastic -

"Has flat buttocks:
"Likes to buy hats for their dog"
"Had a relationship with La Toya Jackson"
"Has no friends"

What does your amazon think of you??

It thinks I have a cat too. I don't. I do buy dreamies on a regular basis for the neighbours cat though 😂 (with their permission)

Interests and hobbies : appreciates premium spirits and cocktails…… why yes I do

Grills and bbq’s frequently, accurate

Russell Hobbs is mentioned 6 times ☺️

Mine doesn’t say anything and I shop on there a lot. It seems you have to input it yourself?

If I didn't already need an incentive to quit, I think "maintains steady vaping supply chain" has just done it

Where do people see this after I go to about you?

I apparently “have an established bedroom setup” and my hobby is “making extensive written notes” 😂

The first load of boxes are empty the the bottom one says 'about you' and has the assumptions. I definitely haven't filled it in 😅

Values educational content for children
Builds educational resource collection
Reads extensively across genres
Shops in children’s books and educational services
Has a kindle

I'm surprised mine doesn't mention vaping 😳

Love this. If I was single I would ask for this information on a first date.

Consistently selects L’Oréal and maybelline beauty products.
Consistent phone protection maintenance.
Has at least one adult woman
Gradual fitness equipment building
Builds Lego sets regularly.

All of these are pretty accurate:
Maintains detailed nail care routines - I’ve been growing my nails
Creates DIY beauty products - I’ve bought a number of essential and carrier oils
Performs home maintenance projects

A bit of a stretch:
Customizes and restores clothing - I did buy some sewing machine needles

No idea where they got this from:
Abandoned leather crafting project

Not sure I dare go on as been buying for a neighbour who doesn’t know how to online shop, incontinence pants have featured highly lately for her very elderly mother😬

I have 42 listed, is this normal 😂

My hobbies and interests:

cares for guinea pigs extensively
builds Lego sets regularly
reads fiction voraciously
plays board games frequently
explores various crafts occasionally
games on Nintendo switch actively
styles hair regularly

I mean most of those are my kids and doesn’t everyone style their hair regularly 😂

Ha ha that’s really funny.

Practises home composting
likely feeds wild birds
maintains consistence office supplies replenishment
feeds wild birds regularly
solved jigsaw puzzles regularly
selects premium office paper

I sound interesting 😂

‘Travels regularly with organised packing’ probably the best compliment I’ve ever had.

Thinks I live in Cornwall though which is weird given I live in London and order all the time.

Product Preferences
Maintains consistent Amazon Prime membership
Departments
Cat Care
Home & Family
Owns a cat
Product Preferences
Invests in complete tool sets rather than individual items
Interests and Hobbies
Practices yoga regularly
Home & Family
Likely lives in (redacted but correct)
Brands
Selects Rapesco for office supplies
Departments
Technology Accessories
Product Preferences
Clusters baby care purchases during specific periods
Home & Family
Has an infant or toddler
Departments
Baby Care
Product Preferences
Values educational content with structured progression
Departments
Educational Materials
Product Preferences
Prioritizes specialized solutions over generic alternatives
Brands
Chooses O'Keeffe's for specialized care products
Interests and Hobbies
Reads extensively across diverse genres
Product Preferences
Prefers premium coffee preparation methods
Departments
Coffee Equipment
Interests and Hobbies
Engages in gardening activities
Departments
Home Organization
Interests and Hobbies
Enjoys puzzle solving
Product Preferences
Seasonal preparation for specific activities
Home & Family
Has a YOTO Mini audio system
Product Preferences
Shops from girls' departments
Departments
Cleaning Supplies
Home & Family
Likely owns a DYMO label maker
Departments
Craft Materials
Interests and Hobbies
Crafts with various materials

I just did that with mine. It said I’m too casual a poster whose posting history hasn’t crossed over into widespread forum notoriety.😁 I think I’m relieved as I sometimes wonder if I’m on this too much.

Thats pretty funny!

I consistently replenish premium beverages

Shows strong snack brand loyalty

Maintains consistent beverage replenishment

Reads diverse fiction genres

It’s a bit like a school report for grown ups!

May have access to children 😕
Consistently repurchases pet care essentials.
Possibly has a dog (I don’t)

Engages in electrical projects (what)
Owns tropical fish (yes I do)
Favors Samsung for mobile devices (yep)
Watches specialized film content (erm what)

That's about it! I'm a bit boring (apart from "specialized film content" which probably refers to me only watching documentaries and horror films) )

Celebrates Halloween extensively

Engages with gothic aesthetics

Gradual travel gear accumulation

Likes CeraVe for facial skincare

Favours premium cat care brands

Guilty! 🤣