Husband has secured a job where he is facing having to be “clean shaven” or to sport groomed facial hair.
Husband is refusing to go down any bearded road, but is also terrified at the prospect of ripping his skin to shreds every 24 hours. He currently shaves every other day, or further apart if he can get away with it, but he is now facing, with jangling nerves, corporate levels of presentability.
What do other husbands do? Is there some caveman, Reddit-honed secret out there that can help?