The long lasting chicken meal and other MN legends [light hearted]

[Thisismyfinesthour]

Most MN know that a chicken can feed a family of 6 over several meals. What is your record?
Our chicken fed 8 of us when the kids were young for two meals. We sent it to the chip shop after the stove broke down.😀
Other MN legends - washing being darked on because it was left out overnight.
Any that you've heard on MN inthe respect if your heard them said irl you know the speaker is an MNer?

One post in a CF thread in general. Now entered the stuff of MN legend as "Mexican House Thief" - Have you ever encountered anyone this cheeky? | Mumsnet Post in question stamped as: WeAreEternal · 20/04/2013 14:52. Still marvellous to behold.😉

Also Savernake Forest (the dog and I are planning a trip there!), The Allotment (Babs) and the CF who parked on private land and was locked in (CF had a minor celeb ex-footballer as a friend and was as entitled a knob as can be); the OP's brother was a legend who deployed an army of teds to surround the vehicle. Pom Bear. The outrageous wedding behaviours one. Treasures all.

One apparent "well known" fact was that Centre Parcs was famous for a specific sexual practice!
Also I have never met anyone with a tinkly laugh ( I have met someone that tilts their head though - for years I thought she had a problem with he neck)

I can't even remember the thread that started the MN's bat. 🤣

Terry's man bits

That thread still makes me laugh. It was this one.

That later became infamous on Terry's Radio 2 show too: the moleskin trousers with the mole still inside them

Thank you @PinkNailPolish2026 , I've just had a quick shoofty, mostly at the OP's posts.

"More serious though is Mole whilst driving which means I have to shout out." 😁

2012! Bloody hell I've been here a long time.

The MASSIVE salad that is eaten with EVERY meal.

The teen boys who hoover food all day, every day including the entire contents of the biscuit and sweet aisle at Tesco and yet are whippet thin and uber healthy.

The neighbours hot tub being contaminated by sex juice and new Fanny always makes me laugh.

I find this odd as well. Pour in your toilet cleaning fluid, leave a while, then brush round the inner part of the bog, close lid and flush. Are some people trying to lick the brush or something? 😆😆

That is my favorite too! I giggle just thinking about it.

The woman who came on with a meal dilemma.
Everything for lasagne and boiled potatoes then realised no lasagne sheets. Outraged that people suggest pasta bake and boiled potatoes. Not understanding what lasagne is - she could cope with the double carb....

The boil in the vag meal.

The supersoakers at a party - would not accept she was BU!

Mumsnet scarf, I never had one and felt a little left out.

Supersoaker poster was a riot. Every single poster was telling her no, and she simply would not have it.

Personal favourites, of the funnies, Easter bonnet and Balonz, and of the ones that draw you in and pull on the heartstrings, Tiny Elderly Korean Lady, and Drug Addicted Baby.

Just to say that this should have been flagged as sensitive content - idly scrolling through I have seen something I can never unsee...😱😲
Off to clutch my pearls...

I’m surprised no-one’s mentioned Span Gran. That was a beautifully told tale which I think we all secretly realised was made up but were so enjoying the ride that nobody let on.

“Suzi Quattros fat nan” from the expectations vs reality thread. Laughed until I cried. It’s still in Classics if anyone needs a cheer up

Hope you are joking. One person who said she doesn't have toilet brush said she sticks her hand in the water and wipes the poo with toilet paper...which is, of course, much more hygienic than a toilet brush.

I cant imagine a situation where I would stick my bare hand in the poopy water. Have thick rubber gloves for toilet cleaning and rubber toilet brush for skidmarks removal.

Hes eayen a fat ball

I can assure you I'm not. Absolutely filthy.

We do say ‘Are you on glue?” At home. DH doesn’t realise it’s a MN phrase.

Hand in poo water ok? Or permanent poo marks?

Brian from hulls yoni massage

Screaming in the Sistine chapel

Oh lord yes that was also pure pure joy 😍