The long lasting chicken meal and other MN legends [light hearted]

[Thisismyfinesthour]

Most MN know that a chicken can feed a family of 6 over several meals. What is your record?
Our chicken fed 8 of us when the kids were young for two meals. We sent it to the chip shop after the stove broke down.😀
Other MN legends - washing being darked on because it was left out overnight.
Any that you've heard on MN inthe respect if your heard them said irl you know the speaker is an MNer?

Do you then clean the gloves?

No just use single use ones. But it's rarely below the water line. So usually just tons of loo roll and bleach.
I always make sure I don't leave a mess after each use!

So true!

Does nobody remember Mitmoo? 😱😩

The missing ironing board .
And the shagging hedgehogs which weren't because one asked for a finger up the bum .
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I havnt read the whole thread but does anyone else remember when we used to swap Christmas presents way back? You added your name if you wanted to join in and were assigned another Mumsnetter to send a present . I think there might have been a £5 or £10 price limit. I did it for a few years and it worked really well, in those days hardly anyone complained they hadn’t received anything in return. Imagine the logistics if it was tried again now!

Yes. I did this a few times

one Was a pretty white curly/shell photo frame

Another mug and candle

was exciting opening on 25/12

Susie Quatro's fat nan

Auntie Tantrums and the sweet wee toddler who came to stay (and slept in the dog's bed). She'll be a teenager now. I hope she's still as spirited.

Spray painting Paul the pigeon

👋

Tiny Korean lady in the garden? Sex in the hedge?

How do you imagine toilet brushes are used?

Or you could squirt a little bleach into the loo, dip the brush in it, scrub whatever you want to with the brush, flush while still holding the brushy bit under the water, then put the rinsed brush back in its little holder that is about half full of bleach. When the brush goes in, the level of bleach rises to coat the brush in bleach. Your toilet brush is probably the cleanest and most disinfected item in the bathroom if you use it like this.

OMG that has reminded me of the exH who took his children camping and fed them roadkill badger.

Your minge your minge 😆

I remember the Savernake story… terrifying.

Yes to Mitmoo - Something about her back garden light shining into a neighbours house too?! She sounded insufferable.

We weren’t allowed to mention her though I think 🤔

But there was actually a thread many years ago in which someone claimed she cleaned her loo brushes in the dishwasher; she was adamant that this was perfectly okay because nothing else went in with them, and the dishwasher sterilises everything. Not everybody disagreed with her either…

I like the one where a friend has her friends young child for the weekend it’s in classics

Yes - I recall maybe having asked for a single older person and getting a family with three kids who listed what everyone wanted including both parents. Never did it again after that. I got a tiny handmade item which was sweet but pointless.

So many classics, already mentioned, but I remember a comment to a poster who changed her sheets every time she had sex - ‘but it’s your husband’s semen, not wheelie bin juice’. 😆

Has sex lube and a fish slice been mentioned?

The thread seems to have disappeared - hopefully only temporarily

I did think there had been one, but then thought I must've been mistaken. Surely no one would... Would they? But thanks for confirming it. Crumbs!