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Weirdest things you've seen when viewing a property 🏡🏷️

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SaraHoliday · 16/08/2026 17:45

What are the weirdest things you've seen when viewing a property?

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AmIReallyTheGrownup · 17/08/2026 09:15

En-suites with no doors. We have seen a couple of these now, one where the toilet was visible from the bed, and another you had to walk through to get to the bedroom.

I quite like an ensuite but a front row view is a step too far for me.

AmIReallyTheGrownup · 17/08/2026 09:22

Venusunbroken · 16/08/2026 22:00

We went to see a house, it was 7 figures, just to give context, looked nice in the pictures, in a nice part of the country, but it was a long shot for us.

it was filthy, utterly filthy, as in actual rubbish all over the floor. Greasy dirty worktops, dirty dishes everywhere, the cat litter box was in the master bedroom and the smell made my eyes water with the amonia. It stung. The towels were grimy, the bed linen grey with dirt and the kids were filthy, clothes all over the bedroom floors.

honestly i couldn’t see past it, the owner was done up to the nines. Full make up, perfect clothes and hair, she said hi to us, walked outside, and said to the agent, working house! As she went to sit in the shit hole of a garden.

we came in and the hall was fine, we walked into the kitchen first off, and my first thought was just shock, it was so so filthy, it was so caked in grease, dirty dishes and pots on every surface, the floor crunchy with crumbs and food, over flowing bins, old food left out rotting.

then we walked into the living room and it got worse, there was just rubbish all over the floor, sweetie wrappers, fizzy drink bottles, crisp bags, old remnants of fruit and food on the carpet, we had to pick our way through it,

all three of us, my husband, the agent and I were all just looking round in horror, then we went upstairs and it got worse again, the dirty grimy bathroom, filthy towels on the floor, shower door and bath with just old mould and dirt, the smell of cat piss in rhe master, rhe beds unmade and clearly dirty, like the sheets had never been washed, you could actually see the grime.

I couldn’t beleive she looked so perfect and lived like that, the agent said she’d been told multiple times. She looked so perfect and lived like an absolute and utter pig.

I’ve never seen anything like it, but it was so incongruous, as she was so glamourous.

We had a similar moment. Expensive house in nice market town. Photographs on the walls of children in uniforms from prestigious boarding schools. Home office suggested a fairly important job for one of them.

Yet - the house was absolutely minging and smelt like a litter box. My husband who is fairly immune to grime recoiled at the carpet stains as we walked up the stairs. The poor estate agent was so apologetic - our feedback was that it was too dirty to consider if not being sold as anything but a renovation project.

SaraHoliday · 17/08/2026 09:32

AmIReallyTheGrownup · 17/08/2026 09:22

We had a similar moment. Expensive house in nice market town. Photographs on the walls of children in uniforms from prestigious boarding schools. Home office suggested a fairly important job for one of them.

Yet - the house was absolutely minging and smelt like a litter box. My husband who is fairly immune to grime recoiled at the carpet stains as we walked up the stairs. The poor estate agent was so apologetic - our feedback was that it was too dirty to consider if not being sold as anything but a renovation project.

I viewed some really nice properties: downstairs was immaculate but then upstairs it was as though a burglary had taken place!

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Womanofcustard · 17/08/2026 09:53

London 1980s - elderly Greek man showed us the bed his brother died in.
Glasgow 1990s - shrine to Elvis Presley complete with life size photo.

pinneddownbytabbies · 17/08/2026 10:06

Large bungalow in the countryside. The (presumably) resident cat trotted up and presented me with a dead mouse.

oncemoreuntothebeachdearfriends · 17/08/2026 10:53

I was selling my house, had given my E.A. the keys to arrange the photos, & accompany viewings when it was on the market.
The next day, I was running late for work. Toddler had put a whole toilet roll down the loo so there were turds floating in it, kitchen & dining room had a good scattering of breakfast remains, unmade beds - you get the picture.

The E.A. 'phoned me at work later that day to say the people he had shown round @ 10.00 a.m. were not interested !

LancashireButterPie · 17/08/2026 10:55

A room full of heads on sticks (vendor was a wig maker).

Ladybird69 · 17/08/2026 11:06

Some total eye openers.
One house had empty ground floor apart from a saddle on a stool in the middle of the lounge. Upstairs was a double bed and I swear people were under the duvet and heartbreakingly the second bedroom was floor to ceiling junk and tucked away behind it was a travel cot with blankets and toys obviously still in use 😢
Viewed a ‘bargain’ mansion. So scary that the agent wouldn’t go in alone. We were met at the double gates by an old man dressed in shirt trousers and cloth cap! He bowed as we drove past. The house belonged to a very wealthy sheik. He basically lived in one wing and the rest was just a shrine to his late wife. He told us all about her talking with him. It had a huge ballroom that was built by Fred west. There were photos of him on the wall during the build. Then when we looked at the four bay garage we came across a tiny cupboard set up with a camping bed, tv and fridge. The servants quarters. As we walked away the agent just kept apologising for showing us the house. 😬

StepAwayFromTheLaptop · 17/08/2026 11:06

A brothel.

A house had been converted into two flats but weirdly the internal staircase was still there. We viewed the upper flat which was gorgeous. The agent said don't worry about the internal staircase, the people downstairs never come up. We thought we'd better look downstairs anyway and every single room was painted black and each contained a very grimy bed, some taxi numbers pinned to the wall, a box of tissues and nothing else....

EmailsaysOOO · 17/08/2026 11:16

PeonyBulb · 16/08/2026 18:04

In the middle of the living room was a boxed off area with a toilet inside.

What the holy heck? Sounds very tasteful😜

Gettingbysomehow · 17/08/2026 11:22

Ladybird69 · 17/08/2026 11:06

Some total eye openers.
One house had empty ground floor apart from a saddle on a stool in the middle of the lounge. Upstairs was a double bed and I swear people were under the duvet and heartbreakingly the second bedroom was floor to ceiling junk and tucked away behind it was a travel cot with blankets and toys obviously still in use 😢
Viewed a ‘bargain’ mansion. So scary that the agent wouldn’t go in alone. We were met at the double gates by an old man dressed in shirt trousers and cloth cap! He bowed as we drove past. The house belonged to a very wealthy sheik. He basically lived in one wing and the rest was just a shrine to his late wife. He told us all about her talking with him. It had a huge ballroom that was built by Fred west. There were photos of him on the wall during the build. Then when we looked at the four bay garage we came across a tiny cupboard set up with a camping bed, tv and fridge. The servants quarters. As we walked away the agent just kept apologising for showing us the house. 😬

OMG there could be bodies buried by Fred West under there 😮

Shinyhappyapple · 17/08/2026 11:43

Venusunbroken · 16/08/2026 22:00

We went to see a house, it was 7 figures, just to give context, looked nice in the pictures, in a nice part of the country, but it was a long shot for us.

it was filthy, utterly filthy, as in actual rubbish all over the floor. Greasy dirty worktops, dirty dishes everywhere, the cat litter box was in the master bedroom and the smell made my eyes water with the amonia. It stung. The towels were grimy, the bed linen grey with dirt and the kids were filthy, clothes all over the bedroom floors.

honestly i couldn’t see past it, the owner was done up to the nines. Full make up, perfect clothes and hair, she said hi to us, walked outside, and said to the agent, working house! As she went to sit in the shit hole of a garden.

we came in and the hall was fine, we walked into the kitchen first off, and my first thought was just shock, it was so so filthy, it was so caked in grease, dirty dishes and pots on every surface, the floor crunchy with crumbs and food, over flowing bins, old food left out rotting.

then we walked into the living room and it got worse, there was just rubbish all over the floor, sweetie wrappers, fizzy drink bottles, crisp bags, old remnants of fruit and food on the carpet, we had to pick our way through it,

all three of us, my husband, the agent and I were all just looking round in horror, then we went upstairs and it got worse again, the dirty grimy bathroom, filthy towels on the floor, shower door and bath with just old mould and dirt, the smell of cat piss in rhe master, rhe beds unmade and clearly dirty, like the sheets had never been washed, you could actually see the grime.

I couldn’t beleive she looked so perfect and lived like that, the agent said she’d been told multiple times. She looked so perfect and lived like an absolute and utter pig.

I’ve never seen anything like it, but it was so incongruous, as she was so glamourous.

If a house in a state like that is ever viewed by a health visitor, paramedic, police call out etc and there are children living there, they have to do a social services referral. At least,
they would in a working class area.

Hotandpointy · 17/08/2026 11:48

Our last house was a vision in turquoise and chocolate brown paintwork and dodgy woodwork. Upstairs, the former owners proudly showed us “the children’s room” which featured a lock on the outside of the door, Radford family style, more than a little disturbing!

changedusername190 · 17/08/2026 11:50

There’s a house on rightmove that looks like it’s been repossessed where the kitchen and bathroom have been completely removed. The kitchen has a water pipe coming up in the corner and you can clearly see where the units were.It is literally a shell. The bathroom he got a commode and it looks like they’ve even taken the wall tiles.

Shinyhappyapple · 17/08/2026 11:54

Bunny44 · 17/08/2026 00:06

I once went to a probate house which had a huge chest freezer in a tiny bedroom upstairs. I didn't even understand why or how it was in there but it gave us the creeps.

We used to keep a freezer in the box room - someone had given us a chest freezer and it was the only place it would fit.

SaraHoliday · 17/08/2026 11:57

Shinyhappyapple · 17/08/2026 11:54

We used to keep a freezer in the box room - someone had given us a chest freezer and it was the only place it would fit.

For ... body parts? 🤭

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Shinyhappyapple · 17/08/2026 12:07

SaraHoliday · 17/08/2026 11:57

For ... body parts? 🤭

lol - we mainly filled it with bread as we couldn’t afford the amount of meat, veg etc it would have taken to fill it. We sold it on and bought a much smaller freezer with drawers that fit under the stairs.

EnjoythemoneyJane · 17/08/2026 12:17

Nowimhereandimlost · 16/08/2026 22:06

Owls, everywhere

😂 definitely need more info

Mine are:

A place you entered through the glass conservatory, which had heated to the temperature of the sun because the weather was so hot. The owner had 3 cats, two of whom had diarrhoea and were freely shitting on the floor in both the conservatory and the adjoining kitchen. We felt obliged to do the whole tour with the lovely owner, who was smiling sweetly and advised us to step over the puddles, as if it was the most natural thing in the world. The entire house was thick with the smell of boiling hot cat shit and I couldn’t speak, only smile with my eyes watering, as I was struggling to contain my gag reflex. Couldn’t get out of there quick enough.

A place which had a grim, flyblown summerhouse in the garden containing a hot tub the size of a swimming pool, a huge flat screen TV and a bunch of unlabelled VHS tapes. The bloke showing us round had yellow teeth and long dirty fingernails and kept grinning and emphasising what ‘great parties’ they’d enjoyed in the tub. I barked at the kids not touch anything and hauled arse out of there. They’re sex people, Lynn.

A beautiful 18C farmhouse which knew was close to an airport runway, but hadn’t quite appreciated how close. We had to pause the tour of the grounds to accommodate the deafening roar of a 747 descending directly over the roof, low enough that you could watch the landing gear coming down and see the faces of all the passengers looking out. The owner wanted a six figure sum for the place and kept desperately telling us he’d heard they were ‘bringing in Whisper Jets’ 😂. Bet the poor bloke is still there.

garlictwist · 17/08/2026 12:45

A big sign in the hall saying "ketamine this way". Didn't give off the best first impression...

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 17/08/2026 12:48

This one is gross.

We viewed a house which had a large attic, accessible via a vertical ladder.

The previous owners had teenagers and there were four double beds up there, and a TV.

In the many cupboards in the attic were countless bottles of urine. The EA actually said "OMG not more! I thought we'd got rid of all of these".

Grin
Bunny44 · 17/08/2026 13:12

Shinyhappyapple · 17/08/2026 11:54

We used to keep a freezer in the box room - someone had given us a chest freezer and it was the only place it would fit.

It was quite a small house though and it was upstairs - seemed very odd!

CitationNeeded · 17/08/2026 18:42

There is a whole instagram account dedicated to showcasing “open plan shitters”, toilets in the middle of otherwise normal rooms.

NorthernDancer · 17/08/2026 18:50

1930s terrace built with a toilet and sink upstairs, but no bathroom, so the owners had converted tje pantry into a bathroom,, off the dining room!

Er, no thanks. It was thd right road for us, so we bought one of the other houses with the bathroom behind the kitchen.

chipsticksmammy · 17/08/2026 18:57

Frendslikethese · 16/08/2026 18:26

We viewed a nice house, shown round by the owner. He pointed out a beam in the garage ceiling and told us that was the place one of his relatives had hung themselves from.

A colleague once bought a house that was on the market for a really good price. They found out afterwards from a neighbour it was priced due to the previous owner hanging himself in the garage after he had attacked his wife and young child inside.

The house was very visible in the online news pictures if you googled the address, which they didn’t do pre sale and the estate agent did not mention.

Ladybird69 · 17/08/2026 19:31

@Gettingbysomehow i keep my eye on the news because I wouldn’t be at all surprised. It definitely had bad vibes.

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