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What wouldn't you admit out loud ?

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2ndNatureTime · 11/08/2026 14:33

Im sure they'll be lots of judgement on here as always but here we go

I really wish I hadn't married my 1st husband. He was a loser and still is.
I find 99% of kids so dull

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BettyJoanPerske · 11/08/2026 20:20

Halfblindbunny · 11/08/2026 20:17

Both my DH and my DS have had suicidal thoughts and I'm the common denominator in both their lives. So there is obviously something about me that makes those close to me want to kill themselves.

Not necessarily. If there is a genetic cause for these suicidal feelings, then your son could have inherited that trait from his father.

RJ2023 · 11/08/2026 20:21

hellofrommyothername · 11/08/2026 20:16

On some level, I really do believe I should have right of way everywhere and everyone else should accommodate me on the roads. Obviously I drive according to the actual rules.

I think that should apply on everyone's birthday. The logistics to implement it would be a nightmare but so what!😀

Beachtastic · 11/08/2026 20:21

Disturbia81 · 11/08/2026 16:31

I love the taste of my bogies/snot.

OMG

Your username too 🫣🤣

My friend told me about a girl he was at school with who used to collect them into a ball, and let them dry, until she had something the size of a small apple, and would then tuck in.

It's one of those things I really wish I'd never heard. Sorry folks

And now YOU know it too and I might have given you ideas!!!!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TheYorkshirePudding · 11/08/2026 20:23

ginasevern · 11/08/2026 17:04

That I don't really like eating food in front of people that I'm not really close to.

I’ve never really understood this. Why? Please can you explain. I knew someone once who could eat salad or spaghetti or anything that might sort of get on your chin/face in front of people.

Weirdwonderfully · 11/08/2026 20:24

DeanGaffneysCumFace · 11/08/2026 14:34

That i use mumsnet

This is so true 😂😂

TheAmusedQuail · 11/08/2026 20:25

BettyJoanPerske · 11/08/2026 20:19

Would you say that about a man who earned less than his female partner?

I think there are plenty of cock lodgers, because men mine women for work and domestic labour as well as money. My EH was one. I pity his 2nd wife.

canuckup · 11/08/2026 20:25

I dislike vapers

Just smoke a good honest fag

NiftyTraybake · 11/08/2026 20:25

Gooseling · 11/08/2026 20:12

People who have no desire to travel abroad and have no interest in different cultures are boring and dull as fuck.

People who are convicted of drugs and fraud charges should not go to prison. Keep them on tag with strict conditions. Keep prison for the violent and sexual offenders.

Majority of Gen-Z are socially inept and lack critical thinking and problem solving skills and are entitled wet wipes.

Christianity, Islam and Judaism are awful religions and create more bad than good.

All religions are awful religions. Fairy tales for people frightened of death who need people to threaten them with torments in the afterlife to behave properly.

Buntingbirdsandbears · 11/08/2026 20:25

I am married but think im in love with my best friend and have been for most of my adult life. He is also married and I would never admit this to him or anyone else.

I work in healthcare and about a year ago, following a scan for a suspected miscarriage, I looked at my own notes to see what they’d documented at the scan and now I have a real fear I’ll one day be found out and lose my job.

Searchingformystyle · 11/08/2026 20:26

I don’t like any kids - friend’s kids, family’s kids, and especially randoms. I find them all boring at best and super annoying at worst. I have managed to never meet some of my cousins kids, and it irritated me how friendships changed when they had kids - always in tow, no more adult conversations etc. I also (silently) judge their parenting.

ThatCyanCat · 11/08/2026 20:27

Buntingbirdsandbears · 11/08/2026 20:25

I am married but think im in love with my best friend and have been for most of my adult life. He is also married and I would never admit this to him or anyone else.

I work in healthcare and about a year ago, following a scan for a suspected miscarriage, I looked at my own notes to see what they’d documented at the scan and now I have a real fear I’ll one day be found out and lose my job.

You aren't allowed to access your own notes?

user1476613140 · 11/08/2026 20:27

That the next door neighbour is a selfish cunt for not picking up her dog's shit in the front garden yesterday when children were out playing there yesterday and one of them accidentally slipped on it and got it on their shorts. F*cking lazy bitch.

I feel better now🙄

Savvyshopper17 · 11/08/2026 20:28

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Viperregency · 11/08/2026 20:28

I judge people who make bad life choices then blame other people. Like their partner. Because ultimately we all bear personal responsibility and our life circumstances are a series of decisions we personally take.

I’d have respect if they owned it.

Secretsquirrel2 · 11/08/2026 20:29

I dobbed in my colleague (fellow shareholder) for false company accounting. Not told anyone.
Bastard deserves to get done for fraud. Uses company funds like a cash point.

ThatCyanCat · 11/08/2026 20:29

Halfblindbunny · 11/08/2026 20:17

Both my DH and my DS have had suicidal thoughts and I'm the common denominator in both their lives. So there is obviously something about me that makes those close to me want to kill themselves.

I'd say the half load of genes he inherited from his father is much, much more likely to explain this particular shared trait.

BettyJoanPerske · 11/08/2026 20:29

TheAmusedQuail · 11/08/2026 20:25

I think there are plenty of cock lodgers, because men mine women for work and domestic labour as well as money. My EH was one. I pity his 2nd wife.

Indeed, but would you call these cock lodgers 'prostitutes'?

BurntLeaves · 11/08/2026 20:29

I didn't particularly look forward to or enjoy my DCs' graduations.

I much preferred their year 6 leavers' productions.

the80sweregreat · 11/08/2026 20:29

I don’t like that many people , but I tend to pretend for many of them. I’m sure they are not overly keen on me either tbf! I think that friends and relatives have become much harder to deal with as we age.

Savvyshopper17 · 11/08/2026 20:30

BettyJoanPerske · 11/08/2026 20:13

Islam is worse than the other two.

In what way

Secretsquirrel2 · 11/08/2026 20:30

Both my husband's brother and best friend offered to sleep with me.
Never told the husband or my bff even when I was a drunk.

BettyJoanPerske · 11/08/2026 20:30

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BettyJoanPerske · 11/08/2026 20:31

Savvyshopper17 · 11/08/2026 20:30

In what way

In every way, but mostly for the misogyny.

NiftyTraybake · 11/08/2026 20:32

BettyJoanPerske · 11/08/2026 20:13

Islam is worse than the other two.

For my money, Islam is just 900 years or so behind Christianity in terms of 'KILL THE HERETICS! THEY MUST SUBMIT!'.

BettyJoanPerske · 11/08/2026 20:33

NiftyTraybake · 11/08/2026 20:32

For my money, Islam is just 900 years or so behind Christianity in terms of 'KILL THE HERETICS! THEY MUST SUBMIT!'.

Exactly. Perhaps 'worse' isn't quite the right word. Behind would be a better way of putting it. Judaism is the only one of the Abrahamic religions I have any time for.

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