Oh, peacemaker, peacemaker make me some peace - Trump Thread #167

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Many, many more months of the Mango Mussolini's maniacal merde.

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Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5545753-green-is-the-new-blue-trump-thread-166

And here I thought he'd just gained more weight.

He got booed

Oh I'm sorry you haven't been having a good day, @AcrossthePond55 .

Hope you're doing OK in general. I know things have been tough.

Take care @AcrossthePond55 x

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I won't derail by going in to detail, it's just more of the same with esDH. Thank you for your kind wishes.

Now back to our regular programming.....

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I didn't hear booing, but the channel I was watching had the broadcasters at a much higher volume than the crowd.

I kinda liked the way he seemed to scuttle off to the side when the confetti started and the team started celebrating. Probably couldn't handle that he wasn't the centre of attention.

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I wondered too. Then I slotted in my Trump Logic (simplified) chip, and it makes total sense.

Brent crude is a worldwide benchmark oil price. And Brent crude comes from the North sea. Therefore, get more Brent from the North sea, and all oil prices come down. That also explains why he hates Starmer. Because he would be blaming Starmer for high oil prices pre war, because Starmer refused to issue more North Sea drilling permits. It was Starmer keeping world oil prices up.

I then decided to try my new ANI app I downloaded. Artificial Non Intelligence. And I quizzed it for evidence for this. It said -

Another benchmark oil is West Texas Intermediate, And he has been hammering big oil to get more out. And prices did go down. Here, Trump Logic (simplified), dictates other factors on price are excluded. Only Trumpy actions count.

More evidence ? He seized captured done a deal to get VZ oil. Oil prices hardly bulged. But VZ oil is not a benchmark. Therefore, only benchmark oil affects oil price. Trump Logic (Simplified).

Also note his TRUTH. "...... North Sea Oil! It is one of the Greatest Sources of quality Oil on Earth,....". He thinks because Brent is the benchmark, it must be the best oil on earth.

Right, gotta get this Trump Logic chip out.

Oh wait.... look.... crayons... yummy. " Daddy, why don't you love me ?" Buzzzz... hmmm... Ivankaaaaa...... MY POND MY POND... bzzzzzzz

Arghhhh... get chip out.

Imo, it's nothing to do with oil price, as we don't produce that much in the UK. Price is always about demand and supply and market sentiment. Instead it's to do with the 'Drill, baby drill' Trump attitude, and the UK being seen as in step with Trump on it.

Apply Trump logic though. We all know that YOU know how it works, but does Trump ?

Going by the evidence, there is only one thing we know that Trump understands for sure. How to drive a golf cart. Beyond that it is into guess land.

He's actually rubbish at driving a golf cart, having been filmed driving one across the green (complete no no). I guess since he owns the golf courses he plays on, he thinks he can do whatever he likes and sod the poor sap playing after him, trying to putt across the tyre marks

The only thing that Trump understands is MEeeeeee!
I thought he was doing to stand within the picture taking frame of the winning Spanish team's celebration, and slowly edge into the middle.
How I would have laughed at that!

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18xQEUSk9M/

He certainly did!

So Drumpf got his winner's medal and presumably the Golden Nappy, what's on his busy calendar for the rest of the summer?

Iran - probably more war crimes planned.
Golf.
Gaza - who? Unless grifting the real estate.
Golf.
Europe - Pah! Ungrateful has beens. Ignore.
Golf.
ICE - more of the same please and bigly pleased that they now can't be investigated for criminal conduct misunderstandings.
Golf.
Election fraud - yep, let's keep pushing at that door.
Golf.

I'll admit to a slight bias, but I have a smidge of sympathy for the Argentina football team as players. They had no say in how things turned out, but Trumps elephantine blunderings meant that every other country on earth was willing them to lose. And is now glad they did.

The Trump curse continues unabated.

https://bsky.app/profile/youranoncentral.bsky.social/post/3mr25333xn22x

Spain’s players refused to celebrate with Trump after the U.S. president attempted to insert himself into the middle of their victory photo. He was politely pushed aside.

It''s interesting he even tried. I mean the amount of "AI" shite he posts , it would have been far less bother to have botched something up. I mean it's not as if it would lose him any support.

I sort of did too, I felt really bad for the manager crying (not snark, I genuinely think it's good for men to cry and he was so gutted) but then you see the footage of the throat grabbing and the turning their backs on the Spanish team and you think "oh FFS". Plus Fernandez et als outright racism and the seeming unwillingness of any major Argentinian supporter to say it was bad (other players and fans can absolutely be racist too. But I wouldn't be going to bat for an England football player who had said what he said and I think a lot of other people wouldn't either.)

Gazza made it OK for men to cry in 1990.

Not all men.

After all, not all UK men are English.

He's so determined to stick there while the players and Infantino are trying so hard to get him off the stage!

Same story last year at the Club World Cup:
https://bsky.app/profile/bluegeorgia.bsky.social/post/3ltvgk2lgoh2h

Huge explosions over Kuwait right now. Wonder what just got attacked...

Oh heavens.

Is that Chelsea Club world cup thing where Scrotus actually ended up with the trophy?

He is sending his new AirForce 1 away.... to be upgraded.

Trump says Qatari-gifted Air Force One will be ‘maxed out,’ appearing to confirm security issues | CNN Politics

Ah yes. When reality and BS claims meet. But in this case the BS claims potentially affect him.

They clearly saw him coming.