Poor Nigel Farage

[SerendipityJane]

...has not been selected to regale us with his plans for life on a desert island.

So to soften the blow, I wonder what tunes (and essential items) the good denizens of MN would imagine he would enjoy ...

It's hard to think that this dirge wouldn't be there ...

along with "Money, money, money" by ABBA

The Beatles – Back in the USSR

Dire Straits - Money for nothing

Steve Miller - take the money and run

Whiter Shade of Pale by the great Procol Harum a dirge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I despair of the younger generation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can just about remember it first time round.

I stand by my opinion.

Oh yes, "I Wanna Be Elected" by Alice Cooper.

Stand and Deliver, by Adam and the Ants.

(I think it does actually say da diddly qua qua in the Reform manifesto. It's the most cogent bit)

😞[shakes head]

Abba: Money, money, money

White Riot - Clash
From Russia with Love - Matt Munro
Dirty Cash - Stevie V

Genesis - Selling England by the pound

The Russian version of The Internationale.

That song was chosen by Lady Diane Moseley when she was on Desert Island Discs.

I believe in miracles
The joker

Smooth Criminal - M Jackson
Liar - Queen
Dirty Work - Steely Dan

I guess anything by the Average White Band (who have missed a trick by not becoming the Reform House band).

Road to Nowhere
If I had a Hammer
i Wanna Break Free

YMCA by the Village People, he can do a little dance as well

I predict a riot
Moneyakes the world go round
White Christmas

Sham 69 - Rip Off

Brilliant 👏

Surely Spolodegnessabounds....Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

(I can actually imagine him singing that one)

Maybe updated to Selling England by the Bit Coin?

Tomorrow belongs to me.

Surely the Russian national anthem would be present?