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Poor Nigel Farage

125 replies

SerendipityJane · 01/06/2026 10:27

...has not been selected to regale us with his plans for life on a desert island.

So to soften the blow, I wonder what tunes (and essential items) the good denizens of MN would imagine he would enjoy ...

It's hard to think that this dirge wouldn't be there ...

along with "Money, money, money" by ABBA

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/z0vCwGUZe1I

OP posts:
dapsnotplimsolls · 01/06/2026 17:13

Everybody wants to rule the world - Tears for Fears

I wanna be your dog (Vlad) - Iggy Pop

Piggywaspushed · 01/06/2026 17:24

This Charming Man
Country House ' he lives in a house a very big house , just dont ask him how it was paid for'
Cigarettes and Alcohol.

MaybeNotBob · 01/06/2026 17:52

Making plans for Putin...

SabrinaThwaite · 01/06/2026 17:58

BurntBroccoli · 01/06/2026 16:44

Blur - In the Country

Which country though?

Piggywaspushed · 01/06/2026 17:59

SabrinaThwaite · 01/06/2026 17:58

Which country though?

Whichever one he can hide in.

itsgettingweird · 01/06/2026 18:23

Brilliant thread.

Take me to church - Hozier

TemperanceWest · 02/06/2026 11:42

After his "address to the nation" I think we should add Firestarter.

DuncinToffee · 02/06/2026 12:28

TemperanceWest · 02/06/2026 11:42

After his "address to the nation" I think we should add Firestarter.

And anything by Kanye West, as he is quoting him.

Piggywaspushed · 02/06/2026 13:31

TemperanceWest · 02/06/2026 11:42

After his "address to the nation" I think we should add Firestarter.

And, less impressive musically - Troublemaker by Olly Murs. Or perhaps a bit of Taylor Swift 'I knew you were trouble'.

TreadLightlys · 02/06/2026 13:34

I think he genuinely wholeheartedly believes in Brexit. Thinks the EU shouldn't exist and we should all be sovereign.

Then I thought to myself if we were all sovereign and had our own rules there's be so many trade friction in Europe wouldn't there. So many hassle costs and admin. The single market is a great thing. Smooth, frictionally trade.

DuncinToffee · 02/06/2026 13:36

Ode to Joy

squashyhat · 02/06/2026 13:39

Working Man - Rush (irony)

CaptainMyCaptain · 03/06/2026 08:27

White Riot - the Clash
May have been mentioned before but particularly relevant after inciting last nights shit show.

BIossomtoes · 03/06/2026 08:30

Goldfinger

Poor Nigel Farage
sleepwouldbenice · 03/06/2026 08:33

I predict (,incite) a riot. Kaiser cheifs

baroqueandblue · 03/06/2026 09:41

Games without frontiers - Peter Gabriel
Talk show host - Radiohead

DuncinToffee · 03/06/2026 09:56

Right said Fred, I'm too sexy for my shirt

He names no other bands or pieces of music in this Spectator's DID alternative

https://youtube.com/shorts/aMxFrnZnWvI?si=ElsDHMHRi9cH9ZhS

MsJinks · 03/06/2026 10:41

DuncinToffee · 03/06/2026 09:56

Right said Fred, I'm too sexy for my shirt

He names no other bands or pieces of music in this Spectator's DID alternative

https://youtube.com/shorts/aMxFrnZnWvI?si=ElsDHMHRi9cH9ZhS

Ugh - what a revolting image I just got - brain bleach needed!

citybroker1234 · 04/06/2026 05:15

sleepwouldbenice · 01/06/2026 16:54

Oh dear. Keen to give it out it seems from the deleted posts...

I expect the usual happened. A report to MN because they could not cope with some truths. So they were deleted.

BIossomtoes · 04/06/2026 06:57

I think one of them was shown the door so all their posts were automatically deleted.

Jellycatspyjamas · 04/06/2026 07:23

Vivienne1000 · 01/06/2026 12:06

Probably opera. Then you lot would be stumped.
its amazing that I spend half my life telling teenagers to be kind and to be accepting of everyone. Maybe their parents should do the same?

Maybe Nigel’s parents should have gone first…

TemperanceWest · 04/06/2026 10:35

DuncinToffee · 03/06/2026 09:56

Right said Fred, I'm too sexy for my shirt

He names no other bands or pieces of music in this Spectator's DID alternative

https://youtube.com/shorts/aMxFrnZnWvI?si=ElsDHMHRi9cH9ZhS

That needs a trigger warning!

I don't think Farage is a music fan tbh. You need a soul to appreciate it and he sold his long ago.

placemats · 04/06/2026 10:59

Given he said he would miss the attention and miss company, he could also have chosen: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now.

AImportantMermaid · 06/06/2026 09:28

Far Right Said Fred - I’m too sexy for my (black) shirt.

Sure Farage couldn’t go and live on a desert island anyway - that would make him a migrant and he’s violently opposed to migrants.

soddingspiderseason · 06/06/2026 12:22

Eton Rifles by the Jam? No doubt he would completely misunderstand the sentiment in the same way Cameron did.

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