If you had a 'spare' £400k, which lavish but mundane items would you buy?

[noblegiraffe]

I've got the £100 pencil sharpener and the £2000 salt and pepper shakers and I'm eying up the gold plated toilet brush holder for £1480

https://www.harrods.com/en-gb/p/zodiac-cylinder-gold-plated-toilet-brush-holder-000000000001590094

But I've still got quite a lot of money left over. What should I get?

Massive crystals to go all over the house.

Wait, is Manufactum delivering to England again? They used to be my favourite browsing fodder - and then the sad note on the website that Brexit had put paid to delivering here …

A clothes airer made of gold with diamonds on the feet.