Women who consider themselves 100% straight: Would you rather have sex with a very physically unattractive man or a very physically attractive woman?

[Alwaysthelastone]

…personality aside (say, they are both equally nice and respectful people). Just interested to hear people’s responses after a colleague asked me this earlier. Her theory is I can’t be 100% straight cos I picked the woman. I think it’s bollocks. I’d enjoy neither but the man would gross me out way more

@PiglingBlandingsif he still looked like this.

Exactly that’s what vibrators are for.

The follow-up question was if you went to prison for the rest of your life would you get yourself a girlfriend? (This colleague is always asking ridiculous but often very entertaining “would you rather” questions - gets us through the day lol)
I’d probably aim to get the biggest, toughest woman in there to be my girlfriend so I’d have protection

Neither of course .........but I can still find them aesthetically pleasing to look at

Neither. I'd much rather go without.

God I'd rather get a new job with different colleagues.

This has really made me think about the nature of attraction and lack of it but ultimately I agree with you and I’d pick the man.

Well, if I’m not attracted to either then it’s just down to who would be a better experience, right? Women know women’s bodies, are generally more polite and caring people, better hygiene, and she would be less likely to chase her own pleasure and get off in 3 minutes whilst I’m simultaneously bored and frustrated and expect me to be grateful for the attention. So the woman.

Plus we could chat over a cuppa afterwards.

Most of the (surprising many) men I slept with back in the day were unattractive (well I didn’t fancy them anyway).

But now I would pick the woman

I’d be interested to see what would happen if straight men were polled this, if they would prefer a man or an unattractive woman.

Neither, obviously. I’d pick men every time and I wouldn’t pick one I wasn’t physically attracted to 🤷🏻‍♀️
Why would you assume any different?

Man

I'd love to see this question put to men but the other way round! I bet it would be 100% the woman 🤔

Celibacy given that choice.

If I were being forced into having sex I didn't want to have, it'd be calling the police!

But if I must get into the spirit of the "game" then I'd choose the man. No idea what to do with women's bits. Yuck.

And I quite fancy Jackson Lamb!

Man

neither

That’s quite the inappropriate conversation to be having at work.

No, I have been around women all my life, at school, amazing friends, slept in the same bed, it's not happening. Some people are just very straight. Most people are not, though, IMO.

woman, and yeah I'd probably go lezza in prison. Sounds like a good way to pass some time.

Is the physically unattractive man really good in bed?

Hard to think how those would be my only two choices.

I've only found a very few men sexually phycially attractive - in RL and media - and so far zero women - I can admire beauty and personality without feeling any sexual desire. The men it's not so much about looks or "being nice".

I saw an FBI male profilor - and I was prepared to eye role but think he wasn't wrong - he said women have a different list to men and intelligence - making them laugh is one of those - how they and others are treated - potential
doesn't have to be actual for money/succcess/resources phycial attratcivness is there but lower down.

Man.

with a pillow case over his head

Man for definite. I'm just not at all attracted to women.

A few years ago, back when the site Yahoo Answers had a weird category of questions for " Gender Studies" there were several posters - which were widely believed to be accounts all created by the same person, and he / they continually asked this sort of thing.

It's as if the aim is to prove that women who say they are straight are in fact, at heart physically attracted to other women. Which clearly isn't consistent with the meaning of heterosexuality. I hope Op you haven't migrated here to Mumsnet from that site.

It is going to drive us all up the wall if you start a concerted campaign to try and propagate your weird notions.