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Women who consider themselves 100% straight: Would you rather have sex with a very physically unattractive man or a very physically attractive woman?

185 replies

Alwaysthelastone · 13/05/2026 22:22

…personality aside (say, they are both equally nice and respectful people). Just interested to hear people’s responses after a colleague asked me this earlier. Her theory is I can’t be 100% straight cos I picked the woman. I think it’s bollocks. I’d enjoy neither but the man would gross me out way more

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LaurieFairyCake · 13/05/2026 22:24

Woman

no brainer, stinky man no way

I'llBuyThatForADollar · 13/05/2026 22:25

None

HoldMyWine · 13/05/2026 22:25

I’d say a woman as well in that scenario

IDontHateRainbows · 13/05/2026 22:26

This is a stupid question as if you're bring forced to choose and wont enjoy either it doesn't matter if your straight or not you'll be lying there wishing it was over.

That actually sounds a bit rapey....

Clefable · 13/05/2026 22:27

Woman!

BruceAndNosh · 13/05/2026 22:27

With those alternatives, I'd just have sex on my own

Wallywobbles · 13/05/2026 22:28

Woman in theory. In practice when confronted with a vagina it did not tick any boxes at all.

Iamacatslave · 13/05/2026 22:30

I would reach for my rabbit.

JazzyJelly · 13/05/2026 22:31

Under what circumstances would this ever be necessary?

Is 'no thank you' an option?

mynameiscalypso · 13/05/2026 22:31

Where on earth do you work that this is considered an appropriate conversation?!

Ponderingwindow · 13/05/2026 22:32

Man. My answer might change if there are hygiene issues or something, which just unattractive does not imply.

i have never particularly cared about appearance.

PiglingBlandings · 13/05/2026 22:32

Jackson Lamb or Jennifer Lopez?

Lamb. Every time!

swingingbytheseat · 13/05/2026 22:32

Woman, even if the man was good looking !

WhatDoRacoonsSay · 13/05/2026 22:33

I'd be repulsed by both.

JillThePlantKiller · 13/05/2026 22:33

Neither.

FernsInValley · 13/05/2026 22:34

Strange question.

Totaldramallama · 13/05/2026 22:36

Woman definitely. As I get older men in general seem to repulse me more and more. Doesn't mean I sexually desire women though. I think if DH leaves me I'll choose celibacy

Davros · 13/05/2026 22:37

Ugly man as long as he doesn’t pong

JacknDiane · 13/05/2026 22:37

Neither

desperatemum1234 · 13/05/2026 22:38

Neither!

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/05/2026 22:39

My vibrator wins out in this situation.

Alwaysthelastone · 13/05/2026 22:40

IDontHateRainbows · 13/05/2026 22:26

This is a stupid question as if you're bring forced to choose and wont enjoy either it doesn't matter if your straight or not you'll be lying there wishing it was over.

That actually sounds a bit rapey....

Its obviously hypothetical and lighthearted…really doesn’t require that level of in-depth analysis

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ValleyoftheShadow · 13/05/2026 22:40

I'd rather just have a nap or read a good book.

Alwaysthelastone · 13/05/2026 22:41

For the posters saying neither..have you never played would you rather?! Neither is not an option!

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DustyMaiden · 13/05/2026 22:44

There isn’t any such thing as a physically attractive female from my perspective as I’m not attracted to females.