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Unhinged baby names you considered for your children when pregnant…

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aperolspritzbasicbitch · 13/05/2026 22:17

What were they?
i have two girls, and I’m a fan in different names - but not made up names, IYKWIM.

when I was pregnant with my first I watched Moulin Rouge, and for quite a while I was convinced that Satine would be the perfect name, but my partner said no.
my second I was desperate for Vivienne, which in in itself is a gorgeous name, but combined with Satine seemed to follow a trend of ‘ladies of the night’ (pretty women) so my partner said no again.

whats the most out there names you considered for your children?

my top boys name was Moss. Not sure I’d have gone through with it.

OP posts:
pinkpantz · 14/05/2026 12:45

Farley

I absolutely loved it - DH said a big huge NO (and I’m glad he did 🫢)

JudgeJ · 14/05/2026 12:45

Endgamenow · 14/05/2026 01:19

Angel would have to meet a partner with the surname delight or cake just to top it off

Would she have a cute Angel or an obtuse Angel?

JudgeJ · 14/05/2026 12:51

VickyEadie · 14/05/2026 09:39

It's not a great name for a child, to be frank. Aside from the fact that my dog and I regularly meet a (lovely) lurcher called Moss, It's too close to 'moist' for me!

It's a great name if your surname is Stirling!

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Bumblingbee92 · 14/05/2026 12:51

PyongyangKipperbang · 14/05/2026 00:03

Posted about this many times over the years but.......

about 30 years ago when announcing births in the local paper was still a thing, a local couple had twin boys.....Leroy and Elroy.

Why would anyone do that to their sons?

My "out there" names according to my first H were Eden and Eloise. But this was a man who (in 1997) said "What's wrong with Susan or Claire?"

Edited

I once had identical twin boys who had one letter different in their (unique) name. It sounded like the same name just two slightly different pronunciations. I remember the mum telling me her son(s) names and I thought she was giving me two different pronunciations to help me find the one name on my register.

BrettAndersonismysexuality · 14/05/2026 12:54

Yorick and Gulliver. Still love both. Should have gone for middle names.

JudgeJ · 14/05/2026 12:57

JohnofWessex · 14/05/2026 11:22

Long story but I used to own the house Jenson Button lived in before he was famous.

he is allegedly named after the car his father always wanted to drive and a colleague did similar with a motorbike.

I wanted to call one of my kids after the all time best thing I ever drove but Parsons and Marine Turbine Research & Development Association (Pametrada) was banned

The Jenson Interceptor was a brilliant car!

DeposedPresident · 14/05/2026 13:00

I considered Agamemnon (We are not Greek) and Horatio (we are not... Horatian.. Grin ) but thankfully DH suggested we 'wait until we see what they look like'. he was most forebearing with my whacky names but afterwards told me he used to get a feeling of dread whenever I suggested something new. Grin

I'm thrilled with what we chose in the end for the DCs. Both DCs have names that are firmly in honour of their grandfathers and although I wailed they were 'boring' when DH suggested them I adore them now.

DH thought 'Toby' was short for 'Tobermory' and he suggested that at one point. Sadly it rhymes with our surname, but I still think Tobermory would have been a most excellent name.

OVienna · 14/05/2026 13:03

Amory (boy)
Anoushka (girl)

fosterfever · 14/05/2026 13:05

MissisBee · 13/05/2026 23:00

I considered Merlin. We went for Arthur.
DH got really stuck on Fyfe for a while. I would not have allowed that!
I've always secretly loved Aurora for a girl but it's the name of the local leisure centre, so not a good idea.

Same. Loved Merlin and went for Arthur in the end. Victor and August were also on the list.

Delatron · 14/05/2026 13:08

Charlottejbt · 14/05/2026 12:36

Peta Fowler (the academic) is pronounced Peter. I thought she was going to be a man but she wasn't.

Love the name Peta. It is pronounced ‘Peter’ which she says causes her problem. She is Irish so not actually sure where it come from.

I had Otto on my list which DH vetoed.

MrsSlocombesCat · 14/05/2026 13:11

My boys were born in the very early eighties and my absolute favourite name for a girl was Kylie. They had a lucky escape, Miss Minogue didn't come on to the scene until a couple of years later.

SP2024 · 14/05/2026 13:17

I liked Fox as a middle name for a boy. dH vetoed it. I’m not sure if I would have gone through with it.

Additup · 14/05/2026 13:24

For a girl, Lola and incredibly Jame (which I'm not even sure is a real name) 😂.

Fortunately he was a boy.

suki32 · 14/05/2026 13:27

I read Noughts and Crosses as a tween and fell in love with the name Persephone. Still kind of gutted we didn't use it. As it happens, my kids have unusual names, although not too out there (one has been mentioned on this thread, so actually maybe!). But I'm actually glad we went down that route now that the kids are in school and the names are all very samey. Between the two classes, I know of 4 Oscar's, 3 Ella/ Ellie's, a couple of Alex's and at least 5 Emma's.

JudgeJ · 14/05/2026 13:42

On behalf of teachers everywhere can I thank those who swerved away from some of these names!

Having 4 Siobhans in one class, none spelt correctly, is one of my memories as well as those who call their child a name they can't pronounce correctly. As a teacher in another country I can still recall have Marie Jesus in a class, I had to ask her how to say it.

Comtesse · 14/05/2026 13:45

DeposedPresident · 14/05/2026 13:00

I considered Agamemnon (We are not Greek) and Horatio (we are not... Horatian.. Grin ) but thankfully DH suggested we 'wait until we see what they look like'. he was most forebearing with my whacky names but afterwards told me he used to get a feeling of dread whenever I suggested something new. Grin

I'm thrilled with what we chose in the end for the DCs. Both DCs have names that are firmly in honour of their grandfathers and although I wailed they were 'boring' when DH suggested them I adore them now.

DH thought 'Toby' was short for 'Tobermory' and he suggested that at one point. Sadly it rhymes with our surname, but I still think Tobermory would have been a most excellent name.

Horatian lollllll!

NamingNoNames · 14/05/2026 14:08

ruethewhirl · 14/05/2026 12:24

I don't have kids, but this thread has just reminded me a former colleague of mine wanted to call his son Aneurin. Thankfully he didn't (I suspect he was outvoted by his Mrs!)

What's wrong with Aneurin - Aneurin Bevan - Wikipedia

eastegg · 14/05/2026 14:08

NearlyBald · 14/05/2026 12:13

Vienna just makes me think of Rigsby’s cat in Rising Damp but you are probably too young to remember that!

I remember that! And the pp may well do, as it was the Ultravox song from the early eighties which inspired the name idea in the first place!

And talking of things popular in the early eighties, Vienetta (the dessert) could have been a very classy option as well!

OVienna · 14/05/2026 14:13

eastegg · 14/05/2026 14:08

I remember that! And the pp may well do, as it was the Ultravox song from the early eighties which inspired the name idea in the first place!

And talking of things popular in the early eighties, Vienetta (the dessert) could have been a very classy option as well!

Indeed

SapphireSeptember · 14/05/2026 14:18

Kerrylass · 14/05/2026 10:22

Kit or Kitty - still regret not doing it. My husband said no :(

I used to know a Kitty, she was lovely!

OVienna · 14/05/2026 14:20

Denim4ever · 14/05/2026 11:26

We met a toddler aged Isis at the peak of when that was most unfortunate. Her sibling had Greek Mythology name

Oh dear, I do wonder if we know the same family. One of the parent's jobs made the 'Isis' choice especially unfortunate.

FarmersBlonde · 14/05/2026 14:21

bingomilko · 14/05/2026 00:12

rex
fox
west

I know a little boy called Rex. He’s lovely and it suits him.

Denim4ever · 14/05/2026 14:26

OVienna · 14/05/2026 14:20

Oh dear, I do wonder if we know the same family. One of the parent's jobs made the 'Isis' choice especially unfortunate.

So this was about 10 years ago, I think.

Handrearedmagpie · 14/05/2026 14:57

NameChangeMay2026 · 14/05/2026 00:54

Rex! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He'd have been called Tyrannosaurus and everyone would have done little-arm movements!

Jamie is a girl's name as well as a boy's.

Evan isn't a name, it's a surname.

OMG 🤣🤣 I didn’t even consider that but was 100% sure if the baby had red hair that meant he wanted to be called Rex. Pregnancy hormones were STRONG 🤣
I didn’t even consider end up using James……for a non red headed boy!

NamingNoNames · 14/05/2026 15:59

@PutYourSpecsOnJean , You are correct. Peta is Peter made to look like a girl's name, and Petra is a common German name.

@Happyhappyzoozoo , it's a bad spelling of Bronwen. The -wyn is masculine.

@MrsMitford3 , it has been very popular in Wales. The anglocised version doesn't sound great. Tends to sound like Ann Garrod - ugh!

@danglethedingle , Enid is Welsh not Anglo-Saxon

@JudgeJ , Jensen not Jenson

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