How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

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I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

Where is the laugh emoji 😂when you need it?! All these classic replies, hahahahaha!

This thread has made my bloody day 😂

Was she clutching her pearls, and have strapping 6ft 9, rugby playing sons?

She turned round to tell you something?
She sat you down to discuss something?

was she wearing this?

Did she snap and fart?

Wearing Birkos and said something about the Style and Beauty section?

Did she urge you to write your postcard in short, clear paragraphs?

Were there any T-Rex impersonations taking place in the vicinity? 🦖

She asked if you’re feeling ok , referred to someone as a CF or maybe refused to use the female toilets for fear that a trans person might be in there ?

She told someone to 'LTB'

That’s hilarious 👏

She was hysterically screaming in the Sistine Chapel of Spain, erm, the Sagrada Familia?

She wouldn’t answer the door

Breakfast? As in Breakfast dress?
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/style_and_beauty/4782101-need-to-up-my-dressing-for-breakfast-on-holiday-game

They had a 'picky' lunch?

🤣

Did she try and get in the pool with just a bikini top on, but no bottoms, with her Husband who was already in the water mouthing to her: "I can see your minge!" ?

Boden?

She told you that she didn't know how on earth she'd managed to get to Spain for a holiday because she and her husband were currently slumming it on 200 grand between the two of them?

She insisted on someone drawing a diagram to better explain their issue.

She didn’t read and run?

Did she start her sentence by saying ‘With respect’ (old mumsnet) or ‘Kindly’ (new mumsnet) ?

She had a child named Balonz

She had kids called Araminta, Otillie and Arabella.