How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

B word?

The MN scarf takes me back.

That's brilliant!

Complaining that retired 84yo MIL is spending her inheritance on cruises instead of looking after her 7 kids every day?

Was she heading for the airport as her friend had been ignoring her since they arrived?

Was she spray-painting a pigeon?

In a hotel and she was disgusted that the bedding was only going to be changed once a day?

Because her first post nailed it?

Was she arguing with her husband about who was going to refrain from alcohol that night as someone had to be able to look after their 17 year-old twins?

Clemmie?

Oh god, i’d forgotten this one! 😆🙌🏼

Was she telling someone to go to A&E now, and asking why on earth they weren’t already there?

While looking at a loo brush and having an attack of the vapours...

Did she ask you how old she looks?

🤣🤣

She told you that you had a face like an armpit.

Was she ‘genuinely baffled’ by all the CFs reserving sunbeds with their towels?

Her husband left her alone with the kids and is spending time on the beach with her best friend, both of whom are claiming it is only enjoying the sunset, while she tucks the kids in bed....

It's obvious, @UrsulasHerbBag - she had a massive salad.

She claimed to be able to smell unwashed vagina across the room?

She was sitting by herself, finished typing something and cackled to herself, saying: Ahhhhh, am glad listened to the advice of the wise vipers

She was talking to her husband about his penis beaker incident last night?! HHahhahahahahhahaha

I always draw half a fish on the ground and if the other person draws the other half, I know their a fellow MNer.

Was she carrying a penis beaker?

Was her DH off doing his hobby but she couldn't tell you what it was because it would be outing?

Yes! Fond memories of the penis beaker. Simpler times 😂