How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

I once saw someone Mumsnetting on a train at Birmingham New Street, but I couldn't see what trousers she was wearing 😆

The OP came back once with her answer. She did not say what the B was.

What's the B word?

😂😂😂

I have been to Birmingham on a train but don’t think I was wearing my fabulous trousers 😂

Talking about the same topics/ recent highlights just a guess that’s all

I thought it was accepted to be Boden

She was drawing an exact diagram of the parking situation at her rental home...?!

Ursula, how much of the herb have you had?

I bet you're in the middle aisle!

Sorry. Couldn't resist. Gold star for most entertaining post of the day goes to OP and all the contributors

Just eat the fucking quiche and tell us .

😂

She was wearing a fun coat but no knickers

Love the fun coat! Was it see through?

She accused her DP of gaslighting her when he said he'd put suncream on and said he was a narcissist when he put on his sunglasses.

Birdy Badge is my guess 😁

She was walking funny because her vagina had clamped shut.

Would be much easier to guess if you were at the Sistine Chapel.

Did her DH have t-rex arms????

(makes me want to laugh just thinking about it)

Wait a minute, is this like a cryptic crossword clue? Was she in Aldi wearing Bonmarché? In Spain? Is that the new MN demographic?

(Or am I overthinking this?)

She got excited about finding a shopping list in the trolley

Walking her dog in a Dry Robe?

Was she accompanied by her mother who refused to engage with her children because she doesn't do childcare?

Was she berating other tourists for spending money because she doesn't have the same budget and therefore finds their behaviour insensitive.

(LT)B ? Boswell? Balonz? Boden?
Perhaps there are others?

I'm picturing her wearing a gold necklace with the word BASTARDS on it. Classic mn

Boden?