What are the most ridiculous things you’ve heard a grown adult say? (Lighthearted)

[MyTrivia]

‘Can dead people inherit money?’

‘If you put disposable nappies in the bin without removing the poo, they decompose’

Everyone knows that it’s ham in a hamburger.

Wait, what?! You mean this is not true?

But that doesn't mean you cannot float.

My sister always telling her children that if they had a meal they also had to drink as much as possible otherwise the food wouldn't digest properly. When we ate out as soon as they'd finished their drinks she'd immediately order them another.