What are the most ridiculous things you’ve heard a grown adult say? (Lighthearted)

[MyTrivia]

‘Can dead people inherit money?’

‘If you put disposable nappies in the bin without removing the poo, they decompose’

That reminds me of a young woman who was asking other freshers at university (in North Wales!) which borough they were from.

She genuinely assumed that, because she was from London, everybody else there must be as well - and was very confused when people just gave her a town name or county in response to what they assumed she must be asking.

I bet her head nearly exploded when she heard one of the locals speaking a bizarre, unearthly, magical language that you don't tend to hear spoken in London for the first time

That reminds me that when I asked a woman where she was from she said "The south east". I asked "Of England?" and she said "No, London!" as if I was stupid