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logicisall · 02/05/2026 18:04

While Trump was shitposting fake photos and boasting of playing pirates and capturing oil, I was reflecting on other things. Like this Wednesday's execution of Sasan Azadvar Junaqani, the 21 year old who had taken part in protests and likely denied due process.

There is something equally distasteful in these contrasting events and the irony of how Trump is making me feel about Iran in the war, is not lost on me.

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/05/2026 18:04

Who's the guy at the back?

Wipeywipey · 02/05/2026 18:06

If they float you need to check your diet (maybe not so much McDonalds). Maybe it is just a giant hemorrhoid he is on. Hard to tell where one begins/ends.

SerendipityJane · 02/05/2026 18:13

Wipeywipey · 02/05/2026 18:06

If they float you need to check your diet (maybe not so much McDonalds). Maybe it is just a giant hemorrhoid he is on. Hard to tell where one begins/ends.

That was a plot line in "House" ("House M.D.")

AcrossthePond55 · 02/05/2026 18:32

walllaw · 02/05/2026 17:20

Wait, are you saying that picture of them all floating around wasn't real????

Oh, so sorry to burst your bubble. We know that Scrotus is such a 'truth teller'. HAHAHAHAHA!

AcrossthePond55 · 02/05/2026 18:34

RedTagAlan · 02/05/2026 17:13

As a fisherman, and a fish keeper, I can only say... what a pointless pond. Not even deep enough for rowing boats.

Now I understand that Forrest Gump scene where Forrest and Jennie wade out to the middle. I always wondered about that.

Yeah, the max depth is like 30 inches. So basically 'thigh deep'.

Of course, let's not tell Scrotus that. Maybe he'll be tempted to dive in head first!!!!!

JoshLymanSwagger · 02/05/2026 18:40

AcrossthePond55 · 02/05/2026 18:34

Yeah, the max depth is like 30 inches. So basically 'thigh deep'.

Of course, let's not tell Scrotus that. Maybe he'll be tempted to dive in head first!!!!!

30 inches is certainly deep enough to kill you if somebody grabs your ankles...just sayin'
😉

AcrossthePond55 · 02/05/2026 18:42

JoshLymanSwagger · 02/05/2026 18:40

30 inches is certainly deep enough to kill you if somebody grabs your ankles...just sayin'
😉

Hmmm, wonder how long someone would need to hold their breath to get to him. Paint oneself blue, wear a blue costume, slither in whilst no one's looking, and Bob's your uncle!!!

placemats · 02/05/2026 19:30

Donald Trump is not a well man.

Llttledrummergirl · 02/05/2026 19:39

Did they borrow the body for Trumps head from Putins horse riding shot?

I wonder who it originally belonged to.

DuncinToffee · 02/05/2026 19:46

Trump is killing the economy. Spirit Airlines is gone. After 34 years, the airline shut down before dawn this morning every flight canceled, every employee out of a job, millions of passengers left scrambling. And the story of how it happened is a direct line back to Trump’s war with Iran.

His MAGAsty Meets His Majesty - Trump Thread #163
walllaw · 02/05/2026 19:47

logicisall · 02/05/2026 18:04

While Trump was shitposting fake photos and boasting of playing pirates and capturing oil, I was reflecting on other things. Like this Wednesday's execution of Sasan Azadvar Junaqani, the 21 year old who had taken part in protests and likely denied due process.

There is something equally distasteful in these contrasting events and the irony of how Trump is making me feel about Iran in the war, is not lost on me.

It's tragic that for all of this shit, the cost, human and financial, it hasn't made one bit of difference regarding the regime there.

walllaw · 02/05/2026 19:49

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/05/2026 18:04

Who's the guy at the back?

Doug Burgum, secretary of the interior, currently busy raping the environment as fast as possible.

Pedallleur · 02/05/2026 20:03

DuncinToffee · 02/05/2026 17:44

Only zoomed in on the face

They are are black Bottega Veneta Forte Square Sunglasses retailing around $275, bit cheap for Melania

Trump would want them gifted.

logicisall · 02/05/2026 20:29

The Strait of Hormuz also has underwater data cables. This had not even crossed my mind.
https://irannewswire.org/hormuz-cables-threat-internet-money-risk/

If Hormuz Cables Break, Your Internet—and Money—Could Stall

A Reuters-backed warning: rising tensions around the Strait of Hormuz could disrupt the hidden cables powering your internet, payments, and daily digital life.
The Hormuz cables threat doesn’t arrive with a loud warning. It creeps in quietly. A payment that takes longer than it should. A page that refuses to load. A video call that freezes at the worst possible moment.
Most of us shrug these things off. Bad connection, we think. But a recent report by Reuters suggests something bigger may be at play. Beneath the waters of the Strait of Hormuz, a network of subsea cables carries enormous volumes of the world’s data—and right now, that network is under growing pressure.

How the Hormuz cables threat reaches you faster than you think
Take a completely normal day. You wake up, check the news, send a few messages, maybe move some money or upload a file for work. Nothing unusual—until things start lagging.
At first it’s subtle. Then it’s everywhere.
What’s happening behind the scenes is less obvious. If even one of the major cables in or around Hormuz is damaged, data doesn’t stop—it detours. But those detours come at a cost. Routes get crowded. Systems slow down. Reliability drops.
Cables like AAE-1, FALCON, and Gulf Bridge International carry huge portions of traffic between Asia, the Gulf, and Europe. When one of them is under stress, the effects don’t stay local.
This is where the Hormuz cables threat stops being a technical issue and starts becoming your problem.

The cables themselves haven’t changed. What’s changed is everything around them.
The conflict involving Iran—now stretching close to two months—has made the region far less predictable. Iranian officials have recently described these cables as a “vulnerable point” in the digital economy. That’s not just a comment—it’s a signal.
And not all risks come from intentional action.
In tense conditions, accidents become more likely. Ships reroute suddenly. Anchors get dropped in a hurry. Heavy equipment drags across the seabed. It doesn’t take much. In 2024, a single anchor incident in the Red Sea ended up cutting multiple cables and disrupting connectivity across several countries.
That’s the uncomfortable reality: these systems don’t need to be targeted to fail.

Why Hormuz has quietly become a digital chokepoint
For years, Hormuz has been shorthand for oil. But data now flows through it just as critically.
As countries in the Gulf invested in cloud services, AI, and digital infrastructure, more and more traffic started moving through the same narrow corridor. It made sense—shorter routes, faster speeds.
But it also created dependence.
And dependence, under pressure, turns into vulnerability.
As Reuters points out, the issue isn’t new infrastructure. It’s new risk layered on top of it. What used to be stable now feels exposed.

When slow data turns into real-world cost
At first glance, this all sounds like a tech problem. Slower internet, maybe a few glitches.
But it doesn’t stay there.
Financial systems run on constant, real-time data. Payments, trades, business operations—they all depend on stable connections. When that stability slips, things start to break in small but important ways.
A delayed payment. A failed transaction. A missed deadline.
Individually, these don’t seem like much. But at scale, they add up fast. Businesses lose time. People lose money. Trust in the system starts to erode.
That’s the point where the Hormuz cables threat becomes something else entirely—not infrastructure risk, but economic risk.

Why there’s no easy fallback
You might think there’s a backup plan. There is—but it’s not equal.
When traffic shifts to alternative routes, those routes get overloaded. Everything slows down. Some services degrade more than others, depending on how sensitive they are to delay.
Satellite networks can help at the margins, but they can’t carry the same load. Not even close.
And fixing a damaged cable isn’t quick. It involves specialized ships, precise location work, and physically repairing the line underwater. In calm conditions, that takes time. In a tense منطقه, it can take much longer—if access is even possible.
In the meantime, the system keeps running. Just not smoothly.

The bigger issue hiding underneath
Step back for a second, and a larger pattern comes into view.
The internet feels everywhere. But the infrastructure behind it isn’t. It’s concentrated in a handful of critical routes—places where a lot depends on very little.
Hormuz is one of those places.
As reliance on digital systems grows, so does the impact of disruption. Yet the physical backbone hasn’t caught up with that reality. It’s still exposed, still fragile in ways most people never see.

If Hormuz Cables Break, Your Internet—and Money—Could Stall

Hormuz cables threat could disrupt internet access, payments, and daily digital life, according to a Reuters-based analysis.

https://irannewswire.org/hormuz-cables-threat-internet-money-risk/

TheGardenRose · 02/05/2026 20:47

Just been watching a few clips of All The Presidents Men. It's a truly great film.

Nixon was a saint compared to Trump. Why is no-one investigating the blatant corruption in the White House??? I just don't get it. 😡

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 02/05/2026 20:58

DuncinToffee · 02/05/2026 19:46

Trump is killing the economy. Spirit Airlines is gone. After 34 years, the airline shut down before dawn this morning every flight canceled, every employee out of a job, millions of passengers left scrambling. And the story of how it happened is a direct line back to Trump’s war with Iran.

FFS. There will be much more like this, I’m afraid. Why is it being ignored? Does nobody care?

Pedallleur · 02/05/2026 21:07

TheGardenRose · 02/05/2026 20:47

Just been watching a few clips of All The Presidents Men. It's a truly great film.

Nixon was a saint compared to Trump. Why is no-one investigating the blatant corruption in the White House??? I just don't get it. 😡

Someone may be. But anyone in the WH is a supporter and they aren't going to be looking under rocks

Talkinpeace · 02/05/2026 21:08

Years ago, Saudi Arabia bought interent control software
and gradually rolled it out
nobody noticed for months
until they accidentally blocked a big cat video page
then there was uproar
but the censorship of everything else remained

notimagain · 02/05/2026 21:09

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 02/05/2026 20:58

FFS. There will be much more like this, I’m afraid. Why is it being ignored? Does nobody care?

It's a long story but industry watchers States side have had their eyes on Spirit as being the next airline to go in the US for a long time....not brilliantly managed, didn't really recover.post Covid...other issues as well.

Oil/fuel price going through the roof was probably the final nail...now that can be blamed on POTUS but it's far from the only reason.

Wipeywipey · 02/05/2026 21:49

logicisall · 02/05/2026 20:29

The Strait of Hormuz also has underwater data cables. This had not even crossed my mind.
https://irannewswire.org/hormuz-cables-threat-internet-money-risk/

If Hormuz Cables Break, Your Internet—and Money—Could Stall

A Reuters-backed warning: rising tensions around the Strait of Hormuz could disrupt the hidden cables powering your internet, payments, and daily digital life.
The Hormuz cables threat doesn’t arrive with a loud warning. It creeps in quietly. A payment that takes longer than it should. A page that refuses to load. A video call that freezes at the worst possible moment.
Most of us shrug these things off. Bad connection, we think. But a recent report by Reuters suggests something bigger may be at play. Beneath the waters of the Strait of Hormuz, a network of subsea cables carries enormous volumes of the world’s data—and right now, that network is under growing pressure.

How the Hormuz cables threat reaches you faster than you think
Take a completely normal day. You wake up, check the news, send a few messages, maybe move some money or upload a file for work. Nothing unusual—until things start lagging.
At first it’s subtle. Then it’s everywhere.
What’s happening behind the scenes is less obvious. If even one of the major cables in or around Hormuz is damaged, data doesn’t stop—it detours. But those detours come at a cost. Routes get crowded. Systems slow down. Reliability drops.
Cables like AAE-1, FALCON, and Gulf Bridge International carry huge portions of traffic between Asia, the Gulf, and Europe. When one of them is under stress, the effects don’t stay local.
This is where the Hormuz cables threat stops being a technical issue and starts becoming your problem.

The cables themselves haven’t changed. What’s changed is everything around them.
The conflict involving Iran—now stretching close to two months—has made the region far less predictable. Iranian officials have recently described these cables as a “vulnerable point” in the digital economy. That’s not just a comment—it’s a signal.
And not all risks come from intentional action.
In tense conditions, accidents become more likely. Ships reroute suddenly. Anchors get dropped in a hurry. Heavy equipment drags across the seabed. It doesn’t take much. In 2024, a single anchor incident in the Red Sea ended up cutting multiple cables and disrupting connectivity across several countries.
That’s the uncomfortable reality: these systems don’t need to be targeted to fail.

Why Hormuz has quietly become a digital chokepoint
For years, Hormuz has been shorthand for oil. But data now flows through it just as critically.
As countries in the Gulf invested in cloud services, AI, and digital infrastructure, more and more traffic started moving through the same narrow corridor. It made sense—shorter routes, faster speeds.
But it also created dependence.
And dependence, under pressure, turns into vulnerability.
As Reuters points out, the issue isn’t new infrastructure. It’s new risk layered on top of it. What used to be stable now feels exposed.

When slow data turns into real-world cost
At first glance, this all sounds like a tech problem. Slower internet, maybe a few glitches.
But it doesn’t stay there.
Financial systems run on constant, real-time data. Payments, trades, business operations—they all depend on stable connections. When that stability slips, things start to break in small but important ways.
A delayed payment. A failed transaction. A missed deadline.
Individually, these don’t seem like much. But at scale, they add up fast. Businesses lose time. People lose money. Trust in the system starts to erode.
That’s the point where the Hormuz cables threat becomes something else entirely—not infrastructure risk, but economic risk.

Why there’s no easy fallback
You might think there’s a backup plan. There is—but it’s not equal.
When traffic shifts to alternative routes, those routes get overloaded. Everything slows down. Some services degrade more than others, depending on how sensitive they are to delay.
Satellite networks can help at the margins, but they can’t carry the same load. Not even close.
And fixing a damaged cable isn’t quick. It involves specialized ships, precise location work, and physically repairing the line underwater. In calm conditions, that takes time. In a tense منطقه, it can take much longer—if access is even possible.
In the meantime, the system keeps running. Just not smoothly.

The bigger issue hiding underneath
Step back for a second, and a larger pattern comes into view.
The internet feels everywhere. But the infrastructure behind it isn’t. It’s concentrated in a handful of critical routes—places where a lot depends on very little.
Hormuz is one of those places.
As reliance on digital systems grows, so does the impact of disruption. Yet the physical backbone hasn’t caught up with that reality. It’s still exposed, still fragile in ways most people never see.

Oh dear, all those billionaires with off-shore accounts won't like that!
Better tell Donald to stop sending out/threatening the mine laying boats.

walllaw · 02/05/2026 21:58

TheGardenRose · 02/05/2026 20:47

Just been watching a few clips of All The Presidents Men. It's a truly great film.

Nixon was a saint compared to Trump. Why is no-one investigating the blatant corruption in the White House??? I just don't get it. 😡

Because they've spent the past year completely dismantling the departments that would investigate anything related to this, which is no accident or coincidence.

SerendipityJane · 02/05/2026 22:17

If only there was a mechanism for money to be securely transferred anonymously.

Cometh the hour, cometh the blockchain.

There are quite a few tech nerds who have whined endlessly that they "can't see the point" of blockchain. It took Donald Trump to find a reason.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3v2l2qq9qlo

Cargo ships and small vessels scattered across deep blue sea, with hazy rocky mountains rising along distant coastline under sky

Strait of Hormuz: US threatens shipping firms with sanctions if they pay Iran tolls

The warning comes as President Donald Trump said he was "not excited" by Iran's latest proposal for a peace deal.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3v2l2qq9qlo

logicisall · 02/05/2026 23:27

notimagain · 02/05/2026 21:39

BTW the escalating fuel price at least in part did for this small, niche wet-lease operator last week but it didn't really make the UK news..

https://aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/ascend-airways-collapse-uk-wet-lease-carrier/

Edited

Looks like the hike in fuel price was the final straw for an unsuccessful UK business model that had been heading downhill before the war.

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