What have you done in the real world that MN disapproves of?

[Nourishinghandcream]

As per the title.... what have you done in the real word that would have Mumsnetter's frothing at the mouth?

I will start.
Someone reversed into my (parked) car and we sorted it out ourselves (without informing insurance!😲) with them paying us to get it fixed (which has now been done).
Gosh..... aren't we naughty!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate salad, pasta, hummus, avocado, chilli, curry, chinese food, japanese food, onions and spices. I want traditional British food such as roast chicken, cottage pie, fish pie, steak pie and lots of nice puddings!

I put my dog bowls in the dishwasher with everything else.

DS also attended a C of E school with far more Asian and Black kids than white British ones.

Are you my husband?😮

No but maybe he and I should get together!!!

Quietly celebrated when my DD told me she never wants children.

My mixed race DD's primary was more white than her Cotswold boarding school. After the bullying I put her in an 'needs to improve'. Very not mumsnet,. Someone even called it a dump last week on a post. Best thing, they wanted her (Sen child but very clever). Oxford bachelor, Cambridge in September.
I can't wait to tell the old school, the fuckers.

As long as you hate Indian food too, & anything with mayo, beetroot, crusts on bread, fish/seafood of any description, and have NEVER drunk a cup of tea in your life.....you would make a perfect match.😎

I don’t put receipts in with my gifts for people.

Ah that's not the case round here!

Oh gosh, I do like crusts and fish and tea but not Indian food! Do you want to swap with mine who loves curry, Chinese, chilli and takeaways??

A chicken is one supper for two.

I might...I haven't been out with my DH for a curry/Chinese or Indian since we married in the 70's.
Oh, and he hates takeaways too.🙄

Did Controlled crying with absolutely zero regrets (dd slept 7pm-7am from 6 months!)

Im a single parent who worked part time and claimed tax credits throughout DDs childhood.

To break it to me?! My comment was tongue in cheek and clearly I am still here... this whole thread is tongue in cheek - sorry to break it to you.

I let both my dogs sleep in my bed 😜

Didn't go to church to get my child into the "right" school.

I was fat - I know, the shame. I ate less and moved more. It didn't work.

I took GLP1 and lost 7 stone. Yeah, the shame.

I often eat a massive Mumsnet salad TO MYSELF

I wore a black floor length gown to my daughter's wedding

Same! I have a trans colleague who is just living her life and has been for many years. She doesn’t compete in women’s sports and isn’t a threat. And, yes, I call her - her.

Use a toilet brush
Answer the door to strangers and leave it unlocked (so actually most visitors just open the door and walk right in)
My children have walked to school and gone places alone from 6/7 years old including when its dark (can't really avoid that though in winter, its dark most of the day)
One that this site is split on but my house is shoes off including guests

Amen to that 🙏

There's a lot of Japanese food, that is surprisingly very British overall. Why do you hate it with a different name?

I do not possess an air fryer - this does not make me a feral being

I love scented candles and own a plug in air freshener. I like it when my clothes smell like fabric conditioner.

I love dogs and I'd rather go to a cafe full of dogs than a cafe full of children. Dogs are generally quieter and better behaved.

I'm a tight arse so love the saving on energy an air fryer gives. Also disabled so no bending down. Go on ( as Mrs Doyle would say), you know you want one!